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Relaxing Day

May 4th 2011 3:17 pm
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DDP again!!! Thank you diary gal. Im not one for catching mice so I hope you like the sticks I send you!!!!
After yesterdays excitement I had a relaxing day today. Spent some time in the garden this morning before coming in for dinner. Mom had to go out for the afternoon so I snoozed all afternoon. Dad was home first, so he gave us our tea, not with the same finesse as mom, sort of slapped into our bowls as he wanted to go out and do some gardening.
We were over the moon to hear that The Catfathers dad is going to give Panda a forever home. We knew he wouldn't be able to resist her charms. Cats are like chocolates....you can never have just one! Thats moms excuse anyway.
We would like to thank you for all the gifts for Tommy and Timmys birthdays and all the other gifts for all of us, so many its hard to keep up with them.

Politically Correct terms for Cat Owners

My cat does not barf hairballs ... he is a floor/rug redecorator.
My cat does not break things ... she helps gravity do its job.
My cat does not fear dogs ... they are merely sprint practice tools.
My cat does not gobble ... she eats with alacrity.
My cat does not scratch ... he is a furniture/rug/skin ventilator.
My cat does not yowl ... he is singing off-key.
My cat is not a "shedding machine" ... she is a hair relocation stylist.
My cat is not a "treat-seeking missile" ... she enjoys the proximity of food.
My cat is not a bed hog ... he is a mattress appreciator.
My cat is not a chatterbox ... she is advising me on what to do next.


Is The Catfather plotting world domination????

 
 

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Purred by: Queen Tallulah Angel Dreamgirl (Catster Member)

May 4th 2011 at 4:01 pm

CONCATS! Simbe we are so happy you are being honored today as one of the DOTD....We enjoy reading your diaries....we think they are great!

QT
Purred by: Blizzard AKA The Catfather (Catster Member)

May 4th 2011 at 4:09 pm

Now DAT'S AN IDEA!!! HMMMMMMM'
ConCATS on DDP!!!
Oh, brother!!! That cat is driving everyfur NUTS, and for once, i'S NOT talking bout Kringle!!!
Purred by: Ingen (Catster Member)

May 4th 2011 at 5:47 pm

CONCATULATIONS, SIMBA!!!

nummer 3 is what Baby say-She not 'fraid of dogs, she jus' practicin her runnin. BOY, can she RUN frum a dog. MOL
Purred by: Tiny Tot (Catster Member)

May 5th 2011 at 11:01 am

Congratulationss!! on your DDP we love your diaries.
Catfather can you just sit on that girl cat? or leave her a mouse head? Naaaw probably your dad won't like that.
Purred by: Gumpy Sweet Boy (Catster Member)

May 5th 2011 at 3:10 pm

MOL as usual!! Love all those terms ~ you are so creative and clever!


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Family Pets

Ollie
boo
Maizie
Chiefy
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24/01/06)
Tilly Mint
Sylvester
Gizmo
Fluff
(15/12/02 -
30/05/09)
Sprocket
Circles
Pootle
missing since
16/10/03
Snuffs (at
rainbow
bridge)
Ziggy
Fox
Meeko
(Adateam
Thomas)
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Thai
Cairo
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Timmy Mint
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