My Diary

Sour-puss

April 26th 2011 4:00 pm
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I have been a sour-puss today. Everyone seems to be getting on my whiskers. went outside for some peace and quiet only to have Boo and Ziggy running and bouncing around trying to catch bugs. I go inside and Thai and Cairo were chasing each other around and the twins were joining in. I felt like packing my bags and going on vacation, only I realised I don't have any bags to pack or where I would go. So I decided to stay put, after all, I get free, regular meals, soft, warm beds, lots of fuss and love and someone to open doors for me, what more could I want.......PEACE and QUIET once in a while!!!!!
Dont forget Vern is having another auction to help raise funds for his expensive tests he needs to have done. Mom will be donating a couple of the charms she makes.
Check out his page for a link http://www.catster.com/cats/1158224

Cat Physics

Law of Bag / Box Occupancy
All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.

Law of Cat Acceleration
A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop.

Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.

Law of Cat Disinterest
A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.

Law of Cat Elongation
A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.

Law of the Catfather
Behave or else!!

 
 

Leave A Comment | 16 people already have

Purred by: Blizzard AKA The Catfather (Catster Member)

April 26th 2011 at 11:05 pm

Ons dat lasst one, yous said it right!!! ( Or i'll make yous an offer, yous can't refuse!! )
Purred by: Tink the Cat (Catster Member)

April 26th 2011 at 11:12 pm

It's CAMPING weather!!! That's means all you have to do is tuck a few mice into the mousepouch & GO!!! Fun!
I like the Cat Physics a lot! Luv, Tink
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 26th 2011 at 11:23 pm

Can I send some of these to a couple of friends? They're funny and OH so true!
Purred by: Simba (Catster Member)

April 26th 2011 at 11:26 pm

You sure can finney.
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 26th 2011 at 11:27 pm

good cause I already did, *giggles*

You should put all of your musings together in a book and call it "Feline Toilet Talk - Reading for sitting in the box". MOL
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

April 26th 2011 at 11:27 pm

Gosh Gump! You must have a IQ of a genius! Why did you put those Cat Physics together so fast??!!

That was my Forrest Gump qoute for the day. It is so fitting. Simba you must have the biggest head to hold all that brain!
Purred by: Milo Mancat (Catster Member)

April 27th 2011 at 12:20 am

Hey dona go toooo far from home. It's probably gonna rain. Been raining forever. My dad is talkin' bout buildin' an ark. I wanna know which two cats go in.
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

April 27th 2011 at 5:11 am

I like the law of cat disinterest - that one is definitely me sometimes.
Purred by: Simba (Catster Member)

April 27th 2011 at 7:16 am

Concats on being DDP today, hope you have a pawsome day.
Purred by: KIBBLES (Catster Member)

April 27th 2011 at 1:20 pm

Concats on your DDP today Simba!
Have a great day!
Enjoy!

Love, Kibbles family
Purred by: Inky (Catster Member)

April 27th 2011 at 2:15 pm

Those cat laws are pretty funny! The Diary Gal liked them too - congrats on your DDP today!
Purred by: MILO BLUE EYES DB# 73A (Catster Member)

April 27th 2011 at 3:25 pm

Hooot! MOL! I lubbs ur Laws dood! Spawcialy Da law dat sez 'It don't matter'! Coz well, it don't! Hey Milo, guess we all haz to build an Arc! It most certainly haz been rainin' alot! I guess we need it though, since I heard April showers bring May Flowers! Big Concats Simba on Ur DDP honor today! Ur diaries ROCK!!!

Hugs 'n purrs,
MILO
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

April 27th 2011 at 8:57 pm

Congrats baby girl, as I said before, your genius.
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

April 27th 2011 at 9:38 pm

Whoops! Forgot who I was talking to for a moment there. Congrats Dude! Is that better? Gee I hope so. Say hey to Ollie for me.
Purred by: Gumpy Sweet Boy (Catster Member)

April 27th 2011 at 10:01 pm

Hi Simba, I love those laws of physics! MOL! You should write a cat book with all your pondering and important health information, etc. Hooray for being a DDP ~ your diary is so fun to read! Hey, you talkin' to me, Zach?? You must be a genius to know about all this stuff!
Purred by: Felix "Honey Angel" (Catster Member)

April 28th 2011 at 5:26 am

Happy diary pick Simba!

No you don't need to go away on vacation with lots of Love and Fuss you get at home - you are so right on that!!

And you deserve it all and I can see your family loves you lots.

Love Felix xo


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