My Diary

Its Easter

April 24th 2011 5:15 pm
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Well, thank guys for your support yesterday. Its at times like that you know who your friends are!!!! Im so pleased you all had a good laugh at my expense.
By the way, have any of you seen Blizzards new pics? the one where hes SQUEEZED into a box.....and he says he hasn't got a mouse pouch!!!! I rest my case! and while you're there, check out the new addition to the family, shes very sweet.
We have had a nice day, no sign of the PINK bunny ears, hopefully the Easter bunny was looking for them and took them with him. We got treats and toys and chicken for supper. The weather has been a lovely sunny spring day. What more could we ask for.

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house? Because she heard fowl language!
Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!
Why did the cat put oil on the mouse? Because it squeaked.
Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge? Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!
Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!
Why did the cat sleep under the car? Because she wanted to wake up oily!
Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats? Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.
Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists? Because they finally opened their eyes.
Why do cats chase birds? For a lark!
Why do people love cats? Because they are purrrrr-fect!
Why do tomcats fight? Because they like raising a stink!
Why do you always find the cat in the last place you look? Because you stop looking after you find it.
Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was some money in the kitty!
Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he's in a bad mewd.
Why was the cat so small? Because it only drank condensed milk!

Happy Easter Everyone.

 
 

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Purred by: Blizzard AKA The Catfather (Catster Member)

April 25th 2011 at 12:19 am

I's is shamed to say, thats the top off a 40 lb box of litter!!!
Purred by: Tiny Tot (Catster Member)

April 25th 2011 at 12:42 am

The catfather takes beautiful pictures and he makes that 40 lb box top look little. MOL
Purred by: Tink the Cat (Catster Member)

April 25th 2011 at 1:06 pm

I think he's got a dozen mousicles lost in there...
Kidding!! MOL, Tink
Purred by: Simba (Catster Member)

April 25th 2011 at 7:31 pm

You are so funny I love your jokes Simba


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