April 21st 2011 4:19 pm
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I have had a very lazy day. Haven't been out much because the idiot next door has been drilling, banging and sawing outside and all the noise frightens us, so we stay in. It got so bad, mom had to go over to aunty moms for some piece and quiet. The problem is, he will be at it all over Easter, he always is when he is off work, its a nightmare.
Mom found me a new stick but I havent taken much notice of it.
We have had the yellow thing up in the sky again today, I hope the Catfathers mousicles havent melted!
What is a favorite cat tale? The Tortoiseshell and the Hair!
What is a French cat's favorite pudding? Chocolate mouse!
What is another name for a cat's home? A scratch pad.
What is another way to describe a cat? A heat seeking missile!
What is the best award a cat can earn? The Purr-litzer prize.
What is the cat's favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
What is the cat's favorite TV show? The evening mews!
What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat? Hiss and Tell.
What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea? A catameringue!
What kind of cat should you take into the desert? A first aid kitty!
What kind of cat will keep your grass short? A lawn meower.
What kind of cats purrs the best? Purrrrr-sians!
What looks like half a cat? The other half!
What newspapers do cats read? The Daily Mews!
What side of the cat has the most fur? The OUT-side.
What sport do cats play? Hairball!
What time is it when 12 cats chase a mouse? 12 after 1!
What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws? An acrocat!
What would you call a cat that likes to dig on the beach? Sandy Claws.
What's a cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse! (I wonder if the Catfathers mousicles are chocolate?)
Keep on purring
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Pardons ME????? ( Mes thinks i's has to gos has a talk with the Drifter bout yous!!!)
LOVE the jokes - I always pick a joke-of-the-day and send it out to mommy's friends!!! Fun! Luv, Tink
Maybe the noisey people will go away soon.