April 19th 2011 4:06 pm
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*Dances around with paws in the air and singing* "feeling hot hot hot"
Sorry folks, its been another warm sunny day here and I think the sun has gone to my head.
Well, no bad dreams of bears or Catfathers in suits last night, all was quiet.
As I said it been so warm today, I got to pondering again.
What do humans dream about?
What secrets are in the places we arnt allowed to get to?
If all cats had thumbs, could we rule the world?
What does the catfather keep in his mouse pouch?
Why do our moms and dads go through so many clothes, when we have just one jacket for all seasons.
Whats with this political correctness?
Politically Correct Cat Definitions
The cat does not barf hairballs; he is a floor/rug redecorator.
The cat does not break things; she helps gravity do its job.
The cat does not fear dogs; they are merely sprint practice tools.
The cat does not gobble; she eats with alacrity.
The cat does not scratch; he is a furniture/rug/skin ventilator.
The cat does not yowl; he is singing off-key.
The cat is not a "shedding machine;" she is a hair relocation stylist.
The cat is not a "treat-seeking missile;" she enjoys the proximity of food.
The cat is not a bed hog; he is a mattress appreciator.
The cat is not a chatterbox; she is advising me on what to do next.
The cat is not a dope addict; she is catnip appreciative.
The cat is not a lap fungus; he is bed selective.
The cat is not a pest; she is attention deprived.
The cat is not a ruthless hunter; she is a wildlife control expert.
The cat is not evil; she is badness enhanced.
The cat is not fat; he is mass enhanced. (one for the Catfather)
The cat is not lazy; he is motivationally challenged.
The cat is not underfoot; she is shepherding me to the next destination, the food dish.
Please take time out to purr for those that have passed to the bridge recently, there have been a few.
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MOL!!! Badness Enhanced!!! LOVE IT!!! Luv, Tink
allrights yous!!! First, I's DO NOT has a mouse pouch!!! 2nd, I's is NOT FAT!!! ( Even the v#e$t said so) 3rd, i's is NOT wearing a bear suit, nors an i's a bear!!!
Howevers, I do want everyfur to purray for all those furs who are sick or lost, and purray for the families of those who have made their final journey. ( bows head in purrayer)
I believe we can rule the world without thumbs!
More properly, it's a catnip aficionado.
You're funny my friend.
Oh, pardon - my mistake! I see you have that as an adjective, not a noun, which is also, of course, perfectly proper. I'll put my glasses on next time.