April 5th 2011 4:16 pm
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Today has been one of those days when I have had more fun using the litter tray.
The weather has been damp and cold, so I didn't want to go out side much, so all that was left to do was wash, sleep and slap the odd cat that woke me up, oh, and eat off course(that should have come first!).
Screaming at the can of food will not make it open itself.
I should not assume the patio door is open when I race outside to chase leaves.
If I put a live mouse in my food bowl, I should not expect it to stay there until I get hungry.
The rabbits like to sleep once in a while. I will not watch them constantly.
If I bite the cactus, it will bite back.
Television and computer screens do not exist to backlight my lovely tail.
I will not stand on the bathroom counter, stare down the hall, and growl at nothing right after my human has finished watching a scary film.( doesn't work with mom as they don't scare her)
No matter how dangly and attractive they are, my human's earrings are not cat toys.
If I play 'dead cat on the stairs' while people are trying to bring in groceries or laundry, one of these days it will really come true.
The canned cat food is already dead. I do not need to kill it by swatting bits of it all over the floor.
I am a carnivore. Potted plants are not meat.
I will never be able to walk on the ceiling, and staring up the wall and screaming at it will not bring it any closer.
The goldfish likes living in water and must be allowed to remain in its bowl.
If my human wants to share her sandwich with me, she will give me a piece. She will notice if I start eating it from the other end.
I cannot leap through closed windows to catch birds outside.
The large dog in the back yard has lived there for six years. I will not freak out every time I see it.
I am a neutered cat, not a peacock, and prancing around with my tail fluffed up will not make my parts grow back.
If I must give a present to my humans's overnight guests, my toy mouse is much more socially acceptable than a live beatle, even if it isn't as tasty.
One thing that really has me puzzled......as I have said before that mom and dad are vegetarians. Mom says they don't eat anything which has a face...............well I was thinking.........potatoes have eyes and corn have ears.......they eat those. Work that one out!
Dont forget its the last day to vote for Kringle.
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You are a wise kitty! You will live a long time.
Oh, my catness! If only I could get my little pea-brain to work that well! But you're learnin' me!!!! Luv, Tink
We always love your ponderings.
Mes aleavin all dat alone!!!