My Diary

I aint coming out!

April 1st 2011 4:52 pm
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*peeps out from under the covers*
I aint coming out until tomorrow. Everyone seems to think they are commedians today.
This morning, there was I cosy and snoozing, when I felt something cold and wet near my face. I froze, I couldnt think what it could be, then I thought thought of the The Catfather. My breathing quickend, my stomach turned over, I slowly opened one eye but I couldnt focus and just as I was about to open the other eye, I felt cold air blow on my whiskers, I panicked......I jumped up to find...........Fox, looking up at me. 'Boo, made you jump! he said laughing. Well, I gave him a few choice words and slapped him one. He had stuck his nose in my face and blown on my whiskers to try and scare me. Seems he had been reading my diary.
I came down stairs, having a good growel at anyone who looked at me and asked to go out for some 'me' time, and guess what? it was raining, so that was short lived. I was not having a great day so far.
Dinner time, we all gathered in the kitchen and waited for mom to come and feed us, we waited and waited, but no sign. She eventually came in from the garage, where she had been cleaning out the rabbits.
She looked at us and said 'I dont know what all you lot are waiting for, there is no food for anyone'.
WHAT.......what does she mean theres no food!!!!!
She walked past us and went and sat down, like it was normal.
What on earth was going on? We were all stunned. She then came out to the kitchen and looked at us all and said 'APRIL FOOL'.
April fool....is that a new food? a new greeting? what is april fool?
Well, I was just about to go and phone the RSPCA or the police or the men in white coats as our mom had finally lost the plot, when I heard our food cupboard door open and mom shake the biscuit box. We all sighed in relief, what ever had possessed mom had left her. She tried to explain about April fools day, but none of us were listening as we were too busy munching.
Anyway, I had the last laugh......I ate my biscuits too quickly and promtly threw them up again, it didnt make mom laugh but it cheered me up as I got my own back.
I have spent the rest of the day hiding and I am not coming out until all this nonsense has stopped. Humans are weird.
We would like to say to all our friends that have birthdays or gotcha days today, WE HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY!. there are so many of you.
We send all our love and purrs to those that are in need.
*sticks head back under the covers*

 
 

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Purred by: Tigger/ IN LOVING MEMORY (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 4:55 pm

The Catfather says he's glad you're being good today!!! It makes him happy!!!
Purred by: Simba (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 5:05 pm

If the The Catfather is happy, then I am happy. Thank you Blizzard, Sir, um, Catfather....I mean your Royal Catfather-ness, sir.
Purred by: Lacey (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 7:20 pm

MOL! That was a pretty good April Fool's joke, ya gotta admit it! But I love how you handled that. Nothing good ever comes out of withholding food! Don't meowmies know that yet? Sheesh!


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