March 31st 2011 4:09 pm
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I have been naughty and I think I am going to have to go into kittness protection!!!
I will whisper what I have done so that The catfather dosnt hear......*looks around*.....I made my ouchie bleed....*looks around again*....I didnt mean to, it just sort of, happened.
Mom was none too pleased when she came home and saw it and I had to have the cream treatment, yeuk. I sulked on the bed for a bit and while she wasnt looking I licked the cream off, whoops.
I then heard mom go to the back door, so I raced down stairs and out the door. Little did I know it was raining out side, so I had to act like it didnt bother me, so I didnt look stupid. I didnt stay out long and when I came in I was wet and I jumped up on to moms lap to dry off, which I thought was nice of me to share the moment.
Mom took Cairo out in the back garden yesturday, she was holding him and boy did he cry and hold on tight to mom, he is such a mummys boy.
I am shaking in my fur and I will be sleeping with one eye open and very close to mom tonight. I dont want to find a mouses head in my bed or wake up with a big, white, fluffy butt on me.
Dont forget to go and vote for Kringle.
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TIGGER>>> Youz bettr gets on da phone, ands books me a flight to de UK!!! We has a kitty who not be listening!!!
Hes found out....someone hide me....quick.
*grabs bag and starts packing*
This way Simba! Out the side door, quick! Run for your life!
Simba - Try the laundry hamper, or the tunnel in between the cupboards, or under the couch. Maybe somewhere that he can't fit into! And use your mom's eyeliner to draw on a fake moustache! Or disguise yourself as Cairo!
Or just be good - I had to learn this lesson THE HARD WAY!!!