June 29th 2005 11:13 am
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This summer has not been very productive for me. These humans are useless. I spend most of the day dreamwalking and getting some good beauty sleep, and you would think that they would be grateful for this and offer to take me out for more walks. They are so selfish - the public is being deprived of beautiful, wonderful me! I make people happy just by being outside! And all my humans care about is the heat. Or, and you have to say this with the proper nasal simper to it, the *humidity.*
Stupid humans. I lick my butt in their direction.