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Tagged

January 31st 2011 9:51 am
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I have been tagged by my good friends AnnaBell and Bob


Rules: Name the 5 most annoying things your humans do, then tag 5 others to keep it going.

1, When mum tries to put spot on on me. I hate that and it usually takes both mum and aunty Tracey to do it.

2, Waking me up to take a photo.

3, Always trying to take photos of me.

4, Trying to cut down on my food, I don't need to diet, I'm supposed to be round.

5, Not letting me have Shebas food, it smells better than mine.

If you are reading this, consider yourself tagged as most of my friends have already been.

 

THE 12 DAYS OF CATMAS.

December 23rd 2010 1:05 pm
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THE 12 DAYS OF CATMAS

On the first day of Christmas
when I brought home my tree
My 12 cats were laughing at me

On the second day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
2 mangled garlands and
my 12 cats laughing at me

On the third day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the fourth day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the fifth day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands and
my 12 cats laughing at me

On the sixth day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the seventh day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands and
my 12 cats laughing at me


On the eighth day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands and
my 12 cats laughing at me


On the ninth day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands and
my 12 cats laughing at me

On the tenth day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
10 tinsel hairballs
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the eleventh day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
11 broken branches
10 tinsel hairballs
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands and
my 12 cats laughing at me


On the twelfth day of Christmas
I looked at my poor tree
12 cats a-climbing
11 broken branches
10 tinsel hairballs
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me!

HAPPY CHRISTMAS to all of my wonderpurr friends.

 

I've been tagged!!

May 23rd 2007 4:31 am
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I have been tagged by
Smudge, Athena, Elizabeth Ann, Gimli, Oscar, Sirius, Samoa, Twitch and Cloud.

Here are the rules.

Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats who are tagged need to write in their own diary about the seven things and the rules. You need to choose seven cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment that they have been tagged and to read your diary.

Seven facts about me.
1)::I don't walk normally. I walk with both my right legs forward together, then both my left legs. This makes me sway when I walk. Mum says that it's very endearing.

2)::I have slight brain damage hence the odd way I walk.

3)::I very nearly died when I was a tiny kitten, only the swift action of my human Auntie saved me.

4)::I cannot jump very high like normal cats, the bed and the chairs are as high as I can jump. Unless someone startles me, then I jump straight up into the air for about four feet.

5)::I don't meow, I meep and squeak.

6)::I have to be involved with everything that is going on home here.

7)::Every day my mum thanks the nasty person that dumped me because although it almost killed me, if I hadn't been dumped mum would never have had me, she loves me very much and wouldn't part with me for anything.

I have tagged.
Bobbie.
Spikey.
Nigel.
Tess.
Hannah.
Samoa.
A zurine Ambrosia (Bluie)

 

Resolutions, What resolutions???

February 13th 2007 10:39 am
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"My Cat's New Year's Resolutions"

I will not slurp fish food from the surface of the aquarium.

I will not eat large numbers of assorted bugs, then come home and throw
them up so the humans can see that I'm getting plenty of roughage.

I will not lean way over to drink out of the tub, fall in, and then pelt
right for the box of clumping cat litter.
(It took FOREVER to get the stuff out of my fur.)

I will not use the bathtub to store live mice for late-night snacks.

We will not play "Herd of Thundering Wildebeests Stampeding Across the
Plains of the Serengeti"
over any humans' bed while they're trying to sleep.

I cannot leap through closed windows to catch birds outside. If I forget
this and bonk my head on the window and fall behind the couch in my
attempt, I will not get up and do the same thing again.

I will not assume the patio door is open when I race outside to chase
leaves.

I will not stick my paw into any container to see if there is something
in it. If I do, I will not hiss and scratch when my human has to shave
me to get the rubber cement out of my fur.

If I bite the cactus, it will bite back.

When it rains, it will be raining on all sides of the house.

It is not necessary to check every door.

I will not play "dead cat on the stairs" while people are trying to
bring in groceries or laundry, or else one of these days, it will really
come true.

When the humans play darts, I will not leap into the air and attempt to
catch them.

I will not swat my human's head repeatedly when they are on the family
room floor trying to do sit ups.

When my human is typing at the computer, their forearms are *not* a
hammock.

Computer and TV screens do not exist to backlight my lovely tail... or
face.

I will not puff my entire body to twice its size for no reason after my
human has watched a horror movie.

I will not stand on the bathroom counter, stare down the hall, and growl
at NOTHING after my human has watched the X-Files.

I will not drag dirty socks onto the bed at night and then yell at the
top of my lungs so that my humans can admire my "kill."

I will not perch on my human's chest in the middle of the night and
stare until they wake up.

I will not walk on the key board when my human is writing important
adagfsg gdjag ;ln.

 

Helping mom paint!!

November 10th 2005 11:38 am
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Moms been painting in the bathroom, she's been painting the doors and walls and I have tried to help as much as I could by climbing up the step ladder thingy (when she was standing on it of course) and putting my nose in the paint tin (didn't like the smell), then I got a bit too close to the brush, I didn't like having the paint washed off my face one little bit, but I have to do my job, I have to supervise whatever is going on. Heeheehee!!

 

My boyfriend.

November 3rd 2005 5:43 am
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I had a real cute date for the halloween bash last Friday and Saturday. His name is Tigger, He was dressed as a football player and I was a witch. We got on really well and we both had a great time, We spoke in the forums a couple of time, and, guess what!! He has asked me to be his girlfriend, and I said yes. He really is a very sweet, very cute lovely boy and I am soo HAPPY.

 

Halloween!!

October 27th 2005 7:12 am
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Mom said that it was about time that I wrote a diary entry again, so here I am. Tomorrow lots of us kittys are having a halloween party over on forums, It's going to be great. Iv'e never been to a proper party before, Iv'e even got a date. I am going with Tigger, He is a football player. I hope there is going to be lots to eat, like, tuna cake, salmon tarts and catnip cookies, though I will try not to drink too many catini's. HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYCAT!!!!!!

 

Good.

October 1st 2005 9:56 am
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I have been a very good girl the last few days. I haven't fallen in the pond or anything, but I have discovered a new trick. I sit and stare at my sister April, She doesen't like me stareing at her and she starts growling , she sounds just like a dog, silly girl!

 

Whee!!

September 19th 2005 1:51 am
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Mom just told me that I am one of todays diary picks, I am sooo excited, She gave me some treats and Flick and The Drifter had some aswell cos they were there. The man has got the ladder out again today, I can't climb up the ladder like the others do so I will sit at the bottom and supervise the work, It looks like it is going to be a fun day, Gotta go now and sit at the bottom of the ladder and stare at the man.Purrs, Mouse.XXX

 

I like it!!

September 14th 2005 9:29 am
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I have decided that I actually like snuggling with meowmie. I have done it every evening for the past four evenings and yes it is good, I have even got to like being petted, but not for long, perhaps I'll get used to that too.

 
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