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Leave a treat for Isis
Nicknames: Deet, Deter, BooDeter, Deter-Dee, The Goomanaut, Chairman Mao, Sweet Deet, Baby Isis, Brown Cat, Applehead
Kitty Complexion:
Activeness
sleepy
very active
Intelligence
silly
genius
Curiosity
not curious
very curious
Friendliness
timid
affectionate
Vocal
not vocal
very vocal
Quick Bio:
-mixed breed
-pound cat
Coloration: Brown-Patched Tabby
Likes: DAD, snuggling with Mom or Dad, playing 'Tuff Girls' with Mom, scratching things that shouldn't be scratched, terrorizing guests, attacking (guests, other pets, anything), her yucky little catnip sock
Pet-Peeves: Isis pretty much hates everyone (except a select few 'special' people), and everything (except a select few toys). She hates when strangers touch or pick her up, and also hates to be removed from my lap when I need to get up.
Favorite Toy: Isis loves her yucky little catnip sock, mouse toys, feather wands, her people, Nero
Favorite Nap Spot: Isis sleeps with me EVERY night, but she'll nap anywhere that's soft and warm
Favorite Food: Oddly enough, she doesn't much care for people food, unless it's fried chicken skin. She likes Meow Mix wet and dry selections. Sometimes she'll eat Fancy Feast, too.
Skills: Isis makes us feel VERY special. She's so sweet with us, and yet so EVIL to everyone else. To be loved so deeply by such a hateful little thing is quite an honor. She can also fetch.
Dwells:
indoors
Arrival Story: Isis is my first cat. She was the only white kitten in a whole kennel full of black ones at the Humane Society (she turned brown and spotty as she grew up). Apparently, she was abandoned by her mother, and found lost in the forest. She showed us who was boss right away, by pooping in our bed after we took her for her first vet visit. Spiteful, spirited little Isis might have a bad attitude, but she's our beloved little girl.
Bio: Isis has a miraculous talent for drawing people in with her cuteness, then unleashing the beast on them. One year, she went on a Christmas rampage, clawing each of my husband's siblings in the face in ONE DAY. I'm told she uses the same strategy as the cat in 'Shrek II '. When she's at her cutest, that's when you need to be on your guard. She's a funny little girl, with a slight underbite, and slightly-crossed eyes, yet she still manages to be ADORABLE on a constant basis. Isis is lucky that her Dad and I like naughty cats with bad attitudes, 'cause that's EXACTLY what she is. It took me so long to get her on Catster 'cause it's hard to capture her personality on camera. Don't get the wrong idea about Isis, though. She's VERY sweet and loving. She's just VERY selective about who to share her softer side with. Plus, you have to admire ANY cat who can boss a 100 lb pit bull/mastiff around the house.
Lives Remaining: 9 of 9
Forums Motto: "Bow to Me...DO IT!" -Isis
The Last Forum I Posted In: Wish COCONUT Happy 20th Birthday - Jan. 23
I've Been On Catster Since:
Good Day, Catfriends. It is I, Deter, Cat of the Ages. Let us dispense with formality, as I'm sure you've become aware of an alarming addition to our 'family' on the (stupid)Dogster side of the tracks. At least, Nero and I believe it is a stupid dog. Lest you be unduly concerned, We thought it best that you be briefed on the goings-on Chez Deter. Yes, it's a tragic turn of events. Yes, We are displeased beyond your wildest imaginings. We neither asked for, nor authorized such an abomination.
Yet, do not fear, dear Catfriends! What you are about to read should help to calm your worries.
It is tiny. The thing clunks about, unable to keep itself upright while taking corners at any kind of speed. It attemps to give chase, but lacking coordination and any sort of cranial activity, it does not pose much of a threat. It considers the short hop from the floor to the couch a feat of near magical skill. Any time it is found on the furniture, one may safely assume it was assisted by Mom or Dad.
Nero and I have decided to make a game of amazing Mom and Dad with our supernatural restraint. Nero has not raised a paw to the new stupid dog, and...(drum-roll please), neither have I. I, Deter, Queen of Pain, Bringer of the Fearsome Tempest of Deet, have gone no further than to voice my displeasure with an annoyed meow.
I shall now give you a moment to digest this improbable news. Take as long as you need. Okay. Moment over.
Mom and Dad are amazed that Nero and I seem to care so little about this new addition. I have not stopped helping Mom fall asleep every night (which is what I do when I am displeased with her), I have not cloistered myself away, and I have not withdrawn from social activities in the living room.
As for Nero, he has put up with being slobbered-upon, pawed, and nudged with a reeking puppy breath muzzle. Nero has even nuzzled at the puppy.
Why are we doing this? Why this bafflingly benign response to such an unwelcome change? Perhaps We have something dastardly up our fuzzy little sleeves? Perhaps our motives are pure? Perhaps. We'll never tell.
Since I've been away 'On Progress', I've been unable to write. I trust you're all well, as are the subjects of my domain. I promise to my titled land-holding Catster friends that your properties have been well looked-after in my terribly unfortunate absence from the Internet. I don't care to waste time discussing the ineptitude of my servants, so if you want an explanation, check out Nero's diary. He's so gauche as to care about such things.
Of course, I've kept busy, and entered yet another year of my glorious reign. Yes, you make take a moment to genuflect if you should feel so moved. Now. Good, moment over.
My time has been much-consumed with formulating ingenius (if not a bit sinister) plans to rid my realm of the new intruder. Mom calls it 'Yoga Ball', I call it dreadful! It is HUGE, and appears to be too strong to pierce with a mere cat's claw, and if that's the case, then God Help Us ALL. It rolls around independently, unpredictably, and quite on its own. Especially after being swatted. I despise the wretched thing, and I don't care who knows it!
Other than that, things are well and good. There is food, water, and good times aplenty in my realm of late. And now, I shall go and bat furiously at something inconsequential. Good day and Gros Bisoux to you all.
Well. Some of you have asked if I had any other pictures from my vacation to Japan. And of course, I do!
The newly uploaded, and completely un-doctored picture is from Tokyo. As you can see, I met Godzilla, and we got along quite swimmingly! And check out that gorgeous sunset! Ah, that was quite a day! Yep. The 'Zill and The Deet. Good friends. Good times.
So you see, there's really no reason to be upset about not having my portrait done...no reason at all! Because I was in Japan!
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