Fare is fare

Hmph...this is new and I don't like new, inless its something new for me.
Mom brought home a "New companion" as she put it. I smell a rat, its small fluffy and it mews.
Its name is Truffle, alright alright, I know she's new and doesn't know the ropes but cmon, Who does not know of the unwriten code of cat and kitten ethics.
and the number one rule in the code of cat and kitten ethics is.
1. Never should a kitten consider her/or himself higher then the queen/and or Tom in the house hold. A kitten should never take the Queens/Toms bed with out careful asking or presenting the Queen/tom with a gift of food or a prized toy first. Then and only then after the Queen/Tom approves of said gift the Kitten can enter the bed, that goes the same to these other fascilitys such as, Food dish, sleeping nook, Toys and the litter box. sometimes even in certian circumstances the time with the mother/and or master of the house. (AKA personal slave, and canned food opener)
well my mom calls me to bed,

*Mews and Kissis*
The Mau Mau

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