Hetty Miep Wainthropp Investigates...

This Is Not Okay

January 29th 2013 3:23 pm
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As every cat in my family knows, I am HoH (head of household) and alpha cat. Sure, Artie and Jack try and pretend that I’m not, but deep down they know they are my inferiors. So why the hell did Elvin think he could go off and die! Sure we weren’t besties (maybe he held some kind of grudge for all those times I caped him and yelled, “You’ve got cooties!), but he’s always been here. He was here when I was adopted and ignored my hissing and growls when we were introduced. He was the one permitted to sit by me at mealtime because he wouldn’t try and steal my food. I can’t believe my female human really thought I’d eat any meals yesterday. She had the stink of the vet all over her. And Elvin wasn’t next to me, smacking his food as noisy as possible (despite my disapproving glances in his direction). How am I supposed to eat without those stupid smacking noises? All the other cats eat too fast to even make any noises with their food.

First Garp left and now Elvin. All that’s left of the original crew is Hilda. Artie and those stupid kittens don’t count. I did not give Elvin permission to die. It’s not okay.

 
Purred by: Callie (Catster Member)

January 29th 2013 at 4:05 pm

Hetty, I'm so sorry to hear that Elvin is gone. Sending purrs and hugs to you and your family.
Purred by: Charlie (Catster Member)

January 29th 2013 at 10:39 pm

I am so sorry you lost your buddy Elvin. Purrs to and your family during this hard time.
Purred by: ☀ Charlie RIP ☀ (Catster Member)

January 29th 2013 at 11:53 pm

Sorry to hear about Elvin.
Purred by: Zoe Kona Sunshine DG#2 (Catster Member)

January 30th 2013 at 8:45 pm

Sorry you lost your friend, it always hurts when they leave. Purrs to you and your family.
Purred by: Kazumi Joy (Catster Member)

February 5th 2013 at 5:29 pm

You're so right that it's not okay. And I'm so sorry. :(

 

Hetty Miep Wainthropp


 

Family Pets

Garp
(1994-2010)
Hilda
Elvin
(2000-2013)
Art Blakey
Sally Lockhart
Jack
DeJohnette

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