Hetty Miep Wainthropp Investigates...

Roofing Madness

October 9th 2012 3:49 pm
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Things quickly went downhill in our household today when several men climbed on our neighbor’s roof and spent the entire day pounding on it. The male human says it looks like they still have a couple of days to go. I’ll never understand humans’ need to rip things up only to put the same thing back in place. And it always requires lots of pounding.

As Protector of the Household (and Head Brain), I spent the day watching the roofers for quality control. Elvin is old and spent his day doing his usual: sleeping. Artie told Jack and Sally some ridiculous story that ended with him shaking his stump at them. Sally squeaked and ran and hid in our male human’s closet. Artie, Jack, and Hilda all cowered in the front hall closet on our female human’s shoes. Cowards!

Despite what malicious rumors might suggest, I did not vomit because I was upset or scared. I was so disgusted with my siblings’ cowardice that I had to express it in a manner the humans would understand.

 
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

October 10th 2012 at 8:26 am

We have roofers all over our neighborhood - it is driving my family crazy! We had a hail storm about a month ago, and there are roofers everywhere and they are constantly ringing the door!
Purred by: Callie (Catster Member)

October 11th 2012 at 2:34 am

The pounding and cowardice of your siblings must be so frustrating. Hoping that things quiet down for you soon!
Purred by: Hetty Miep Wainthropp (Catster Member)

October 11th 2012 at 2:58 pm

Still more pounding and cowardice. Hoping it's done by the end of tomorrow!

 

Hetty Miep Wainthropp


 

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