Its a hard life

Sarahs boyfriend is such a push over. I kid you not!!
Not as much as Pauline (the cat nanna).

Dave is the boyfriends name, firstly he comes in here, takes over MY bed. I dont know how many times I have heard Sarah tell the story of how the double bed was bought for the cats... I dont think he gets it!!
The nerve to complain about me sleeping on MY bed. I thought I was doing HIM a favour by letting him sleep on my bed.
Anyway the point to this was to tell you of how I have this plot against him.

Firstly, I was let out one morning and made sure that EVERYONE was watching me, I walked up to the boyfriends car (a nice one at that) and I backed myself up, and I let out the biggest wee ive ever done. I swished my tail around and I squirted urine ALL over the driver side door!!

Then just last night, Sarah my slave was working late with the other cats who I despise (she says they're sick, i think she's just cheating on me) or so she told me. I sat at the front door looking oh so cute, the boyfriend let me in, fed me my special food which tastes like paper and as he went outside to feed the dumb dogs (cos i would be lying to say they are smart, us cats know) and as he opened the door I flew out as fast I could.
I dont listen to anyone except Sarah, because she gives me lots of love and attention.

I think i might be winning this battle!!

I'll keep you posted


Love Peter