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Age: 14 Years Sex: Male Weight: 11 lbs.
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Leave a treat for Simon Snugglesworth
Nicknames:
Vassili Markovich, Simon Weizsenthal Snugglesworth Lebon, Old Man, The Grinch
Kitty Complexion:
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Quick Bio:
Likes:
Napping on the computer chair, napping on kitchen chair, 6 a.m. feedings of wet food, lounging by the door listening to the birds
Pet-Peeves:
the vacumn cleaner; mommy and daddy leaving for work; the other stray cat, Crookshanks, we feed.
Favorite Toy:
Not so fond of toys, loves laying his body over magazines and newspapers though, clearly an avid reader through osmosis
Favorite Nap Spot:
The kitchen chair, the nightstands on either side of the bed (loves to look down on us literally and figuratively), by the front door
Favorite Food:
Iam's Senior Diet wet and dry, occasional feedings of pounce cat treats (now, with more crab!).
Skills:
Simon has the ability to look as though he has done an entire day's worth of manual labor and therefore his nap must not be disturbed..
Dwells:
indoors
Arrival Story:
Simon's origianl dad was dying of cancer and lived alone in the apartment building two doors down. He put Simon outside since he was in and out of the hospital and he hoped someone would see Simon's considerable charm and adopt him. He died a month or so later. I fed Simon as I did (and still do) another cat, Crookshanks. Unfortunately Crookshanks is feral and has no interest in living with us. Simon, however, purred like a motorboat whenever we would come around, and he'd let me cradle him like a baby. When we discovered his owner had died, we picked him up, shut the apartment door, and we've been thrilled ever since!
Another interesting thing: Simon's Daddy has never owned a cat before. He has been severly allergic to cats and considered himself a dog person. After living the Simon experience though, Daddy can say that he is a cat lover forever.
Bio:
Simon has giant paws and what looks like white eyeliner around his beautiful green eyes. He also likes to snuggle his nose into people's arms.
Lives Remaining:
9 of 9
I've Been On Catster Since:
| April 5th 2005 |
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More than 4 years! |
Rosette, Star and Special Gift History
Catster Id:
135588
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May 22nd 2005 10:01 am
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I do love them. I promise I really do. But they just need to chill. I understand they don't have kids. I know Michele needs a snuggleishis, tribblesque creature like me to warm her heart. I know that I help Mark relax by my mere triple purr existense, but they just need to give me my alone time.
They are always picking me up, trying to keep me near them. Fine. Okay. We all want companionship. But if you are going to move me from an excellent place of comfort, then you are going to have to rub my belly for at least twenty five minutes. Anything less is unnacceptable!
Mark and Michele need to realize that they can pet me, they can feed me, they can take care of me, and play with me. But they need to understand that above all, I must be WORSHIPED.
Listen Kids, the Egyptians got it right. So step off and step up...to the divine altar of Simon!
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