I don't like where this is leading....

Mommy thinks I don’t know what she did…but I do and I am not to sure I like it! There is a black & white cat roaming our streets. He is handsome, I will give you that, but I think Mommy is falling for him and I don’t like where this is leading. The other day I saw Mommy sitting in our driveway brushing the cat and then she cleaned his ears, fed him and checked him for injuries and fleas. This cat was all over my Mommy, meowing, purring and acting all sweet. He even had the nerve to follow my Mommy around the yard like he owned her! I heard the neighbor tell Mommy that she was keeping him as an outdoor cat and she promised to take him to the vets to get shots and neutered. The neighbor named him Moonlight. All I know is that cat better keep his distance from my Mommy. I get that the cat needs love & attention, but he best get it somewhere else. It is bad enough I have to share Mommy with 3 poop machines, I draw the line at having to share Mommy with another cat. I have finally adjusted to being the only cat and having the litter boxes, food, cat condos & treats all to myself, *Klemy almost passes out at the thought of having to share the bed at night with another cat, it is bad enough Daddy & Mommy take up to much room* I don’t want some strange cat wiggling its way into Mommy’s heart. That heart belongs to me! Daddy hasn’t seen this cat yet, but I bet Daddy will respect my wishes. Daddy says no more pets and he means it….of course he said that before and now we have that brat, Sophie Bean.

Diary of the day...

I feel like a superstar! Catster Diary of the day! What a purr-fect way to start my Sunday morning. I am so honored to be picked! I think I shall celebrate by having a big breakfast, then roll in some catnip, toss a few Q-tips, smack Sophie Bean around for awhile and then settle down on my blankie in a sunbeam for a nice long catnap. This will be a pawsome day!

Meowy Birthday Hazel Lucy

Today my friend Hazel Lucy is celebrating her 11th birthday. I can’t believe Hazel is 11. She doesn’t look a day over 5! I wonder what her beauty secret is. I bet it is tons of love & hugs.
Meowy Birthday Hazel Lucy! I hope your day is super pawsome! Now everybody pounce on a piece of yummy cake with catnip icing in honor of Hazel Lucy’s day.

Catster Video of the Week....

I was peeking at my page and notice all the wonderful rosettes. I was wondering why I was suddenly being lather with all these love. Then I realized! My “Fight Club” video was picked as Catster Video of the Week! What an honor! Thank you Catster! Thank you to everybody that view and commented on my video and for the pawsome rosettes! You sure know how to bring purrs into my life. I can’t believe it. Who would have thought me beating the drool out of the poop machine puppy would entertain so many. I want you all to know that no furry was harmed in the making of this video. Okay, so I might have swatted the puppy a little hard one time, but just know that there was no need for a vet visit after I was done with her. Mommy tried to put me on the other side of the baby gate, away from the dogs, but I kept meowing to come back over. Did you see my sister Sadie Boo? She was the referee. She made sure that Sophie Bean Naughty didn’t bite me, if things got out of paw, Sadie boo jumped in.

Cat Quiz

For Humans
Your cat waits and meows at the front door when you arrive. Is it saying:
a) Welcome home
b) The phone rang twice while you were out
c) Feed me, NOW

Your cat meows at the door when you go out. Is it saying:
a) Please don't leave me here all alone
b) Good-bye
c) But what if I get hungry while your out?

Your cat digs its claws in your leg. Is this:
a) An unsuppressed primal instinct
b) A sign of affection
c) A demand to be fed now

Your cat scratches at the door after being fed: Is it saying:
a) Lemme out - I need to use the garden
b) Wanna go out and play
c) Wonder what they've got to eat next door?

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For Other Cats
Your human walks into the kitchen. Does this mean:
a) It's hungry
b) It's lost
c) You're hungry

Your human puts down a bowl of food for you. Is this:
a) supper
b) something to keep you going till supper's ready
c) inedible junk to be scorned in favor of what the human's got.

Your human removes you from the top of the television. Does this mean:
a) You're in trouble - better not do it again
b) Nothing - humans do this from time to time
c) The human wants to play, so climb up again to amuse it.

Staircases are for:
a) Getting up to the human's bedroom at 4am
b) Lying in wait in the dark at the top of
c) Walking down just slower than the human in front of it.
d) all of the above

I was tricked!

Mommy tricked me good! I was on the windowsill surveying the lay of the land when in the garden I saw two little squirrels. My tail started to twitch back & forth. I had the 2 little rodents in my sight, I assumed the pounce position…then I realized, they weren’t moving…they were frozen. I figured they were frozen with fear, but not so, they were statues! Mommy tricked me! Good one Mommy!

Spring Time!

Awwwwwwwww! This is my favorite time of the year. Mommy has my cat condo right in front of the sliding glass doors and she had the door opened yesterday so I could smell the spring air. I love all the smells! Mr. Sunbeam was shining down on me and I was basking in his warmth. Alvin the Chipmunk is back to visit me. Little does he know that Sophie Bean has been on the hunt for him. Sophie is fast, but I don’t think she has a chance of catching him. Only a cat could catch Alvin.

Never send a dog to do a cat's job...

Never send a dog to do a cat’s job. Mommy was attacked by a chipmunk in our garage yesterday when she went to let Sophie Bean outside. No joke, it really happened. The chipmunk was hiding in the garbage can where we keep our cans & bottles and as soon as Mommy opened the door the little beast jumped out of the garbage can and slammed his body into Mommy’s thigh. Mommy of course screamed like a little girl and did her freak out dance while hitting her thigh. Needless to say she looked like a fool. The chipmunk ran to the corner of the garage and hid after the brutally attack. Mommy wants to send the dogs into the garage to scare the chipmunk out. Foolish move! Stormy is lame right now, Sadie will just bark at it and Sophie is a little poop machine that has no idea what she is doing. I say Mommy sends me into the garage. I am the true hunter of the house and I will show that chipmunk who is the ruler of this house. Nobody will attack my Mommy and make a fool of her without feeling the wrath of Klemy Q-Tip. Keep in mind this is no regular little chipmunk. This chipmunk must have some kind of superpowers. I am sure he has a gang of thugs at his disposal, so I shall use caution when planning my attack and capture of the beast.

WAKE UP! WAKE UP NOW!

So there they lay, all cozy & warm under their big fluffy blanket, Daddy snoring like a bull horn and Mommy starting to do her morning fidgeting. It is 7:30 am and I am starving to death. Something had to be done. I jump quietly on the bed, gently walk over Daddy’s feet so not to disturb him, then I get into position…did the butt wiggle, ears back and POUNCE! I started from Mommy’s toes and ran all the way to her head with all the weight of my body. Then when I got to her head I looked her square in the eye and let out a loin like meow. You may be asking yourself why I just woke up Mommy and not Daddy. Well Daddy’s snore was helping to wake Mommy up and when Mommy gives me my soft food she also gives me treats for dessert, where Daddy does paw over the treats. It worked, Mommy got up, let the poop machines out and fed me, all the while mumbling something about “No more pets” MOL! Once again I have proved that the world DOES revolve around me.

Is it true????

I am not sure I am going to fall for it AGAIN! I have had way too many false alarms about the arrival of spring. Sure the sun is shining, Alvin has been outside digging up the lawn, the birds have been singing, the squirrels have been chasing each other up & down the trees, Sadie Boo has been wanting to go outside…but I am not confident this is really it. I think I will wait a few days before I get all excited about this.