THE LIFE & TIMES OF KLEMY Q-TIP

Chipmunk War

July 20th 2011 3:40 am
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I think the poop machine has some kind of crazy chipmunk war syndrome. Mommy doesn’t let Sophie Bean outside much anymore, something about heat and her melting. Yadda, Yadda, Yadda. The dog does me no good as second in command if she is not stationed outside. With her being inside, Sophie Bean Flea Machine just runs from window to window, whining & barking, pushing Sweetie, Spitz & Kira off their stations and giving away our positions. No way that we cats can sneak up on a chipmunk with all that noise coming from the poop machine. Last night I think the pressure got to Sophie as she turned on me, but no worries I smacked her silly and put her right back in her place…on the floor! Looks like I need a new second in command, the dog can no longer be trusted with such an important job.

 
Purred by: Pipo (Catster Member)

July 20th 2011 at 1:22 pm

I feel your frustrations, Klemy!

Our dog-guy comes to the window to see what I am quietly and studiously watching...and he barks and then my fun is gone...HISS
I wish it would cool off, so things can be more peaceful and normal inside, cause then dog-guy will go outside, he can bark his head off there and not bother me one bit...I shall have to continue practicing my smacky-paw routine, and teach it to Minko, too...cause he is no help to me at all in that regard.
(Meowmy says MOL, but I don't know why...)
Purred by: Klemy Q-Tip (Catster Member)

July 20th 2011 at 1:49 pm

Pipo-My dog scares all the birds away from the feeder in front of the window because she is barking at the squirrels, rabbits & chipmunks in the yard. I just want to slap her silly...if that is at all possible.
I know the dog will be in the house for at least another week. Tomorrow is supposed to be 100 degrees!
You should pratice your smacky-paw routine at least 5 times a day.
Purred by: Ingen (Catster Member)

July 20th 2011 at 2:56 pm

WHY, OH, WHY does da peeples 'sist on havin a DOG?
Purred by: Pipo (Catster Member)

July 20th 2011 at 3:06 pm

We don't keep a bird feeder anymore because that naughty dog-guy kept chasing all the birds away, and the coons were coming, too...so it is better that we just watch them in our shrubs and grass...but dog-guy is such a nosey parker, he wants to see/know all of our business...and his own stuff, too. Sheesh! Hiss!
I need to practice smacky paw routines about 500 times a day!And Minko just watches the dog-guy and pats his head and rubs on him...can't get any good help I guess...

 

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