The Boog-Man's Adventures in Cat Life

Thought I was the only boy.....

August 25th 2006 9:54 am
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There's a stupid little boy kitten in my home since a couple of weeks ago. He's dumb and I don't like him. I thought I was Momma's only baby boy. I'm going to put this little squirt in his place! I've already swatted him whenever he wants to play. Doesn't he know I'm the had of the family now? Butters is his name. They should've named him Butthead!

A sad & jealous,
Boog

 

I miss Sissy....

May 25th 2005 8:43 am
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I come into the house and look for my sissy but she's not there. I even do a little trill to say, "REM, I'm eating your food! Why aren't you out here growling at me?" but she didn't come. Mommy told me that they had to put my sissy to sleep last night. I don't understand. If she's asleep, why hasn't she woken up? Maybe my mommy meant she's in heaven? Must be, because Mommy was crying alot when she told me she was asleep. I'm going to miss Sissy. She let me know from day ONE that she is the Diva of the world and that she runs the house and family; not me. Thank you sissy for letting me into your life even though you pretended to hate me. I think Sissy thought that if she acted as though she liked me that for some reason that would upset my parents or make them jealous. But it's not true. We loved each other alot but the Diva had a hard time showing it. God bless you, Sissy. I'll see you again some day and then we can really wrestle!

Love & miss you, Boog.

PS Don't worry, sissy, I'll take care of mommy. Rumor has it that she's going to get a new cat! Ew!

 

So I got sick...

May 3rd 2005 11:04 am
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Ooops! I didn't meant to leave that much for Mommy to clean up...but my stomach didn't agree with something I ate. Sorry that there were 4 piles, Mommy! Thank you for making sure I felt better after that. I always give her a little warning meow but because she was asleep she didn't hear it until it was too late. I hope you can get that out of the rug.

Mommy took a couple more funny pictures of me and I have a feeling they're going to end up on my site again. The shame! ;) Love, Boog

 

Funny Picture

April 25th 2005 2:39 pm
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My mommy finally uploaded the picture that made her laugh so hard. It's the last one in my picture gallery. I was sleepy and kept closing my eyes and then opening them. Little did I know when Mommy snapped the shot on her digital camera that I was twisting my tongue. I'm so gifted. LOL, Boog.

 

Cheering up Mommy

April 19th 2005 9:23 am
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Since my Mommy's been crying alot lately because her grandma passed away on April 13th, I've been doing funny things to make her laugh. First I rolled around on top of the air conditioner and almost fell - I caught myself just in time. I do this all the time to make my Mommy laugh. Also, she had her digital camera and took a candid shot of me and it made her laugh really hard. I'm glad my Mommy is laughing instead of crying. I think she's also sad because now that the weather's nice I sleep outside and she misses me. I try to explain that I'm King of the Woods and Swamp and that's a big responsiblity. But she still misses me too much when I'm out and about outside. Hey, our neighbor has a cat that looks JUST LIKE ME. His name is Rocky. I get super-duper-pooper jealous when he comes around. Who does this scrawny little kid think he is?! Any time Mommy and Papa are outside playing Badminton Rocky interrupts by meowing and sitting next to my Mommy while she plays. What is he - her coach?! My Mommy pets him and scratches him behind his ears and gives him treats! Grrrrrrr. He is NOT going to steal my Mommy or I'll cat-slap him into next week! Okay, I'm not a mean kitty, I'm very loving and adorable....but when it comes to my Mommy....don't try to steal her away!!! Thems fightin' words! Love, Boogie Boo Boos

 

Having Fun!

April 2nd 2005 6:53 am
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Last night I spent the night inside the house, which made my Mommy very pleased. But as usual, I woke up at 3:00 am to let me back out. Then, when my Papa got up around 7:30am I was right there at the window to make him let me in. I meow until he lets me in.

It was such a cool breakfast! My Papa was eating leftover fried chicken and he SHARED it with me! He shared with my sissy too but I got more! Papa got a little upset when I got a little too excited and stood up on my back paws and tried to get my own piece off his plate. He kinda scolded me until I sat back down. So, I did. Then, I got more chicken. It was the best breakfast EVER!

Well, I am back outside now hunting and playing in my woods. There's also a swamp down the hill from my woods. One of these days, I'm going to get a frog for my Mommy and put it on her porch!

Gotta go - the king of the forrest is needed!

Boog

 

April Fool's Day!

April 1st 2005 4:38 am
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I got my mommy GOOD this morning! I made her think I wanted to come inside and stay. Then, I made her think I wanted to go outside. Then, I made her think I wanted back in. Then, I made her let me outside again. Hahahaha I love doing that! She's so fun to tease! I was just wishing her a happy April Fool's Day!

Last night I wanted to stay inside in my nice, little warm bed....but the outdoors was calling me. Even though it was still rainy I had to go outside to sleep. I drank out of mud puddles, but I made sure Mommy wasn't looking - she hates it when I do that. hahaha

I made new friends on Catster yesterday! But my Mommy's sometimes a little nutty and she clicked the wrong thing. So, I got online and straightened it out. I'm the computer whiz of the family. Don't get me wrong; I love my Mommy, but she sometimes is ditzy.

Boog-Man

 

Wet, wet, wet

March 31st 2005 11:58 am
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I didn't want my mommy to go to work today. I tried to trip her on the porch so she couldn't make it to her car....but she didn't trip and she went to work. So, I was stuck outside to be king of my woods - and then it started raining. Now I have to stay under the porch until Papa comes home (he gets home earlier than Mommy). He'll feed me and grumble something about work to me. Hopefully he'll let me inside. But the porch is pretty safe from most of the rain. I have my pillow and my feeding dish out there. I'll be okay until Mommy comes home. Then, when she comes home I'll meow like I haven't been fed in a month and cry for attention. She gives the best lovin's ever! So, until she comes home....I am wet, wet, wet.
Boog

 
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