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My life with the Yuens

The day they made me an Eunuch

Dear Diary,

9 April Saturday
9am... Mommy sat down next to me and pat me on my head. She said "Be strong, today, darling..." I wondered why she said so... Then they put me into a cage together with my fav softtoy.... and off we went... into a cab... I heard mommy telling the driver "There's a vet near the corner".... and to my horror, I realised she had taken me to get me sterilised!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I was freaking out cos I was surrounded my wierd looking furry animals....and I think they were called dogs?

Mommy left me at 10.30am and she said she'll come for me at 7pm... No mommy wait... dun go....

7pm.... I can hardly open my eyes... geez, everything's spinning! I saw mommy talking to the nurse... Nurse said not to feed me tonight... She's nuts! Why would mommy do such a nasty thing? Why am I spinning? I think I'd just sleep...Zzzzz

8pm... Heh, I'm home... but i can hardly open my eyes. Mommy locked me up in the cage.. I wanna climb to my fav hammock... Ouch!!! I can't balance myself... Mommy and the rest of my family gathered around and stroke my head. They said they love me and rest well. Mommy brought in her pillows and slept next to me cos she thinks I needed her by my side... Yawn... I'm falling asleep again...Zzzz

7am Sunday
WAKE UP MOMMY!!!! Have you forgotten something???? Nurse said to feed me on Sunday morning! HALLO????
Heh... mommy opened my FAVOURITE canned food. Possum!!! Yummy!!
Heh wait.. something's quite wrong with my.... OH NO!!! they DID something to me.... I AM NOT A MAN anymore???? I hate these people!

12pm... Mom kept staring at my behind! Can't she just STOP??? Grrrr... that's very rude! I heard her calling someone and said "he's bleeding...." Mommy ran off.... FINE... Tell the whole world about my behind, Tell the whole world I'm an Eunuch... Go ahead. I'm just a cat right?????

9pm... Mommy came home with an elizabeth collar and antiseptic spray. She's so silly. I'm fine. I am a MAN ya know? No matter what they do to me, I am still a MAN!!! I'm not afraid of pain. See? No wounds. Mommy made a call to a friend and I heard her saying "he's recovered! No need for all that now..."

Sigh... People... they like to fuss over trivial things dun cha think?