Ime a Fluphffee Kat

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teh flupheeeist kats diaree

June 12th 2014 2:06 pm
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Deer diaree,

Eye yam sorree Eye hab nawt updayted meye blawg in a wheyle. Eye forgotted meye Katstur passwerd. Nd den Eye forgotted meye eeemayle passwerd.

Eye yam steel teh flufffeeeist kat, sew u shuld keep reeding meye blawg.

 

Ime a flufffphee kat

April 6th 2014 12:39 pm
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Deer Diaree,

tudey Eye showd meye hooman mawmee hoaw Eye eet meye delishus fluff! Eye pool it owt nd den Eye chomp chomp chomp nd den Eye give a big GULP nd den it iz in meye tummee! Shee saw wut Eye wuz doin nd shee showted "NO FLUFFEEPUFF!" bye witch Eye assum shee ment "Kan Eye awlso hab sum ob ur fluff?" Becuz uzuawly shee pools teh flufff owt ob meye mouf. But dis tiem Eye wuz abel 2 swawlo awl teh flufff in meye mouf!

Eye hab teh hicups!

 

ime teh flupheeist

March 26th 2014 8:32 am
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Deer diaree,

Eye wuz vary happi 2 c dat Catstur mayd meye diaree 1 ob teh diarees ob teh dey resentlee. Dat awlways maeks mee fill speshul.

Lest weeek meye hoomans wint awey 4 sum deys! Dey wur nawt anywares in teh howze. Dere wuz a nise laydee whoo caem 2 c uz ebry dey, nd shee petted uz nd shee fed uz nd shee cleand owr littur bawxes. But it wuz nawt teh saem az habbing owr hoomans arownd 2 pey attentshun 2 us wheneber wee needz pettings. Eye wunder wher dey went? Eye hab bin shur 2 let de hoomans no haw mutch Eye mizzed dem beye sitng awn dere laps n askin 2 b petted.

 

ime teh flufffeeist

March 13th 2014 8:34 am
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Deer Diaree,

Eye du nawt feel sew gud tudey. Eye wuz nawt vary hungree at brakfast nd den Eye thru up! Eye wunder if Eye 8 2 mutch ob meye flufff. Eye wul find a sunnee spot 2 sleeep in.

 

Ime flufphee

March 12th 2014 11:37 am
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Deer Diaree,

Yesturdey Eye pleyd wif Dextur nd Chee-anna, dere wuz a red dawt thet wee had 2 chaze nd katch! Awlsew meye nu sistur Jazzmine lickd meye forhed sew Eye gess shee lieks mee.

 

Ime vary flufffee

March 5th 2014 12:57 pm
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Deer diaree,

Eye hurd Dextur gettin fur-min-8-ted sew Eye went runnin 2 c if meye hooman wuld fur-min-8 mee 2. Shee did! Teh fur-min-8or pooled owt lawts ob meye fluff, but Eye im stil vary flufffee.

Teh nu kat Jazzmin nd Eye hab ben sniffin each utter bfore brakfast. Eye hab ben showin hir meye forhead sew shee kan lic me dere. Iz nice 2 hab a sistur whoo wil kiss mee. Shee is mutch smawller dan Dextur but shee haz ben chasing him arownd teh howse.

 

Ime flufffphee

March 3rd 2014 5:42 am
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Deer diaree,

Eye lub 2 sit awn meye hooman-muthers desk, bot latelee meye brothur Dextur haz ben ther 2. He iz nise 4 a whyle nd lickz meye head, but den he beyts meye neck! Eye du nawt undrstand wheye he dus dat.

My sistur Chee-anna haz ben sleepin in frunt ob my speciul heet vent sew Eye hab had 2 find odder placez 2 sleep. Yesturdey Eye got stuck bhind teh sofa :( Meye hooman-fathur fownd me bcuz it wuz dinnur-tiem nd Eye wuz nowhar 2 b fownd. Eye did nawt thinc 2 maek a noiz whyle Eye wuz stuck. Mayb Eye tri dat next tiem.

Eye hab ben pooling owt meye fluffee-fir ebree dey but meye hoomans hab not shavved off meye fluff, sew dat iz fun.

 

Ime vary flufphee kat

February 24th 2014 5:47 am
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Deer diaree,
yasturdey Eye wawtched a teevee storee abowt a animul calld a hunee badjer. It 8 snaeks nd mise nd beez! Eye haf desided 2 b a feerce hunee badjer naow. Grrrrrrrr! Onlee Eye dunt want 2 eet dos fings. But wen Dextur messes wif mee Eye wull show hem! Grrrrrr!

 

ime teh flufffeeist

February 23rd 2014 7:15 am
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Deer Diaree,
Dis mowrning Dextur chased owr sistur BooBoo (whu iz nawt on teh internets becuz shee iz in teh witniz pertekshun progrim). Sew Eye went 2 c whut waz gowin on. Den Dextur bit meye nek nd he bit meye tayle! He iz a big JURK!

 

diaree ob a flufffeee kat

February 21st 2014 6:55 am
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Deer diareee,

Chee-anna haz nawt ben fallowing teh rools. The heet vent shee haz ben sleeeping in frunt ob iz MEYE vent! Der r uther vents in dis hawse u no. At furst Eye trid sjeeeping nearbye nd staring at hur, but shee did nawt tak teh hint. Sew naw Eye hab ben sleeeping in meye rownd bed, witch iz vary nise nd cozee.

Eye throo up aftur brakfast yasterdey. Eye continu 2 pool owt meye flufff but meye hoomans hab nawt giben mee a fur kut. Maybeee thay hab 4gotten how 2 uze teh fur kutters? Eye lub meye flufffeee flufff but Eye awlso liek 2 pull owt meye flufff.

Awlsew Eye tink teh nu kat iz afrayed ob mee. Pawsiblee bcuz Eye showt at hir nd meye flufffeee koat maeks mee loook biggr dan Eye yam.

 
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