November 9th 2014 8:40 am
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Holy neat superb cool day it is! I found my forever home in 2013 when I was just as colorful and so inky dinky. That day at the San Fran SPCA I had my smitten kitten party manners on and never showed an inkling of my wild antics I was purrrpondering.
So the Staff fell for it, and wowee my year has been so neato with Guido. Now here's my completed task list of award winning accomplishments:
1- I successfully crashed a 32" flat screen TV - deeeestroyed!
2- I discovered our fireplace had lil brick steps in it and up up up I went and came down down down with vintage black soot! The handyman was SO happy to get paid to close up the fireplace! He likes making moola & says I'm his cash machine!
3- I redeeezigned 6 nice white fabric dining room chairs - yep cuz white was boring so I paw painted my charcoal paws in various deeezines and all 6 chairs are now so different.
4- I mastered curtain rod walking and find the rods are fabuloso for bouncing on.
5- All living room floor length curtains now have nice lil holes in them so I can see outside
So that's my 1 year list of accomplishments. Now on to Year 2 of fun
August 31st 2014 10:01 pm
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September 1st is my birthday - yep my 1st birthday ever cuz I'm turning ONE! Whatza Calico wild child to do on her 1st birthday? I'll leave that up to you furiends to give me some creative-cat ideas cuz I'm just a yungun and need helpful hints, well so my big Brofur Guido tells me
Send in our ON NO GRAPPA IS ONE ideas for what I should do and not do on my September 1st birthday. Yippeee I see fantasticat times coming
May 3rd 2014 7:28 am
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I just waked up on Caturday to this meowmentous honor bestowed upon my lil self! Neato Neato! I guess I'll start with calling the pawty store to deliver some balloons cuz this is reason to celebrate.
Thank YOU Catster Company! Can you hear my purr masheen over there? I'm simply ecstaticat about this BIG honor for my lil self.
Now I hope my Staff treats me with respect today - I sure don't want to be hearing "NO Grappa NO" while I'm Cat of the Day on Caturday!
Smitten Kitten Hugs to everybody!
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