The Sordid Tales of a Feline

i want cookies

September 25th 2005 2:27 pm
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Doreen has made some cookies recently, and I've watched her this whole weekend scarf down the contents of two little plastic boxes of them without sharing ANY with me. She's so cruel, and she knows that my ear mites have returned in full force recently as well, and she still won't share. I've tried sitting on her lap while she eats them, hoping a good chunk will fall and I can at least have a meager morsel, but to no avail. Doreen's a tidy eater for the most part.

I'm currently in "stealth mode," as my red collar with the bell has been taken off. That collar is actually pretty beat-up, and I'm hoping that someone will buy me a new one so I won't look so shabby when I meet people at the door. I'd rather wear no collar than a beat-up collar.

 
 

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