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Diary of Me, Miep Gies

Venus Was Gone!

Venus was gone! The other day after breakfast she got put in the carrier and she was gone all day! Oh, boy! I got all the food! I got the special spot on the chair! I got the whole window to myself! What a day!
Then she came back. She was pretty mad about something and she smelled REALLY weird. And then there was no food for her! I was so confused!
The next morning she went in the carrier again and left! Then She Who Must Be Obeyed came home without her. It was weird but I got all the food! And I got the special lap spot!
Then SWMBO left in a hurry, she does that sometimes. I took a nap in the closet and then all of a sudden they were back! And Venus came out of the bag, and she was drunk! And she said her butt hurt and asked what year it was and if I'd ever been to China. And then she started humming and went under the bed and was talking to herself and licking her butt. SWMBO told me to let her sleep it off, and everything would be okay.
At least she wasn't sick like SWMBO gets when she comes home drunk!
Now everything is normal again. Today we got tuna for lunch! Oh boy!