So my human found this site and...

I am annoyed. Very annoyed.

June 26th 2014 6:29 pm
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The human took me back to the vet today. My nose has a swollen bit in one side again. It's a... "localized infection." I have had this off and on for months. The pills do not work, but the vet says I look better than I did a couple months ago. You know, back when he cut my nose open! I don't like this at all. I want to go outside. The white cats get to go outside and the alpha, Pyro, taunts me from the window. Of course, he wants into my room and I want out and the human will listen to neither of us! Appalling. Of course, if I was anywhere near him, I would have to claw his annoying little eyeballs out. This is why the human won't let us be around each other. What? It's only been 6 years that I've known them! I am as antisocial as my human. I can put up with them if there is a door or screen between us. They're so very irritating, with their whining and wanting "cuddles." But I rule here. Fine, maybe it's because the human is worried. Or maybe it's because I can control her mind. Hehehe. Er, I mean... Mwahahaha!!

Meh. I'm tired. I'm going under the bed to get away from the world.

 
 

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Purred by: Smiley Cassanova (Catster Member)

June 26th 2014 at 10:16 pm

I'sh sho shorry you hadsh to goesh back to the vet Fluffy. I knowsh thish musht be fury hardsh on you and your Mommy. I will keepsh you in prayer and comesh and visitsh you and shprinklesh ange dusht on you. Keepsh your shenshe of humor my furiend. I knowsh thish ish not eashy fur you or your mommy, but I musht confessh you didsh makesh me shmile and gigglesh. You'sh quitesh a character!:D

Purrs and Hugs,

A. Smiley


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