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Invading forces

October 21st 2013 6:17 am
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While I try to eat, sleep, walk, or anything really, someone messes with me. This causes me to scratch them and they yell at me for scratching them. Why do I get yelled at for my natural factors? This needs to stop. The house I live in is awesome except for that. Why they can't leave me alone is a mystery, but I just need to find a place where they will not bother me. I tried in the cabinets, under the bed, I even tried hiding behind things. There is no stop to this madness! I need to figure out how to either enjoy or get away from the invading forces and just get on with my life. I do have fun but while I'm trying to purr my favorite song, they just need to stay away. I'd love this if it was not so often.
I guess it is cool when my owner gives me food and water and cleans my litter box, but I still don't like too many distractions. I mean, I have a great life but I just want to go a day without any interruptions. I do miss being able to cuddle all the time. I just wish I could come to them instead of them coming to me. I love everybody but let me come to you, ya know.
Those kittens, they totally betrayed me. They went outside and didn't let me go with them. Then they want to come in and not stay out. Sup with that? I was just meowing a story to the dog, but then the kittens came in and started playing with the dog while I was playing with her. I wish the kittens would just stop and leave me alone all the time. I really don't like when they don't leave me alone. These kittens are cute though. Anyway, this is all I can meow today, see ya later!

 
 

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Purred by: Frankie - ADOPTED AT LAST!! (Catster Member)

October 21st 2013 at 8:44 am

Hi Izzie:
I know what you mean, humans just don't get it sometimes(giggles)!

Love,
Frankie
Purred by: Viola (Madame Viola) (Catster Member)

October 29th 2013 at 9:02 am

Uh, Izzie, we need to sit down and have a little meow together! Saphira and I are a bit concerned about a term you used for your human, you refer to him as an "owner". No kitty should EVER use that term! You can call them daddy, mewomy, your human, or your servant (this term is preferred).

Two things to keep in mind:

Dogs have owners, cats have staffs.

Thousands of years ago cats were worshiped as gods. To this day we have NOT forgotten this fact!

Now go get your humans trained to realize this!


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