A normal day for Ebony.

The red Monster.

April 23rd 2013 7:57 am
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Well mom did it again, she let that Big Red Monster come out of hiding. Let me explain what the monster is, mom calls it the vacuum I call it scary. She knows I do not like that thing but once a week here it comes anyway. I was in the room when she opened the closet and I saw it coming out oh no gotta go but where under the bed, no maybe it can crawl under there and get me. I start running all over the house trying to out run this monster that's out to get me. I'm still running when all of a sudden the monster starts growling making this loud noise I think hes mad cause he cant catch me. One thing about us kitty's is we are small and quick. I run behind the couch that's always been a safe place to hide. I can still hear him growling but I'm very quiet so he cant hear me. I hide behind there for what seems like forever thinking why is mom letting that loud monster run around my house, doesn't she know he might try and eat me. He He. I think he finally got tired cause he quit growling and then I hear moms voice telling me "You can come out now" should I trust mom she did let that thing almost eat me. I slowly come out of hiding lurking like I'm on a hunt if that thing is still out here I'm ready for it. I don't see it I don't hear it I guess mom put him back in his cage. I look at mom after this scary ordeal and shes smiling why, this is no smiling matter. I tell her in so many words how much I do not like that Red Monster and she needs to get rid of him. I'm usually okay with everything but not that monster. I gotta come up with a plan to get rid of him for my safety. He He. Any ideas from my friends.

 
 

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Purred by: King Meiko (Catster Member)

April 23rd 2013 at 8:54 am

OOO I as so scared reading your story,, sounds so bad. Mom locks me in her room when the monster comes out of his cage at my house.

I cant think of anything hoomans seem to love to play with those monstersway to often.

I will brain storm some ideas.
Purred by: Spice E (Catster Member)

April 23rd 2013 at 12:22 pm

That is a scary thing. Maybe you need to leave a hairball and it will get clogged up!

We need to come up with a way to get rid of them!
Purred by: Ebony (Catster Member)

April 23rd 2013 at 1:39 pm

Thanks Meiko and Spice E, I'm glad you understand and are willing to help. Mom doesn't seem to understand how serious this is :) The hairball idea is something to think about Spice even tho I don't think mom would like that very much. I wish I had super kitty strength so I could carry him off and leave him some where. If mom asked where the monster went I'd just get that innocent look that Ive got down to a science and say what, who, I don't know :)
Purred by: King Meiko (Catster Member)

April 23rd 2013 at 2:04 pm

Maybe if we all get together we can pull him to the trash.
I put him for sale on Craigslist?
Purred by: Ebony (Catster Member)

April 26th 2013 at 3:39 pm

Craigslist huh.... That's always an idea Meiko, but when someone comes to get it I haven't figured out how to open the door by myself. He He.. MOL
Purred by: Raj ~ DB #173c (Catster Member)

April 27th 2013 at 11:50 am

My brothers and I don't like the big, loud vacuum our mom has either. But then mom got a Roomba. I wasn't sure what to make of it at first. But it isn't loud and big. So now I follow it around and I am trying to get brave enough to jump on it and go for a ride!
Purred by: Spice E (Catster Member)

April 30th 2013 at 11:09 am

Ebony, you're so cute that your mom is NOT going to get mad at you for a hairball and I'm pretty sure we can all work together to get a big enough one to stop up the big monster!


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