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Diary of Meiko:Cat Days

Coffee and Wine

January 21st 2014 2:48 pm
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“Meiko, I have been hiding for an hour. You’re not really paying wif me are you?”

Meiko giggles to himself.

“Kinzy come in to the lab.” Kinzy looks around at all the blinking machines and buttons. Meiko smacky paws Kinzy as she starts to touch stuff.

“Look, I trust you, so, don’t tell anyone okay?” Kinzy nods yes, as she looks around in amazement

“So, what are you working on today, Meeks?” Kinzy says while picking up a pen. Meiko smacky paws it out of Kinzy’s paw.

“I have the best way to train hoomans, I can’t believe I never thought of this before.” Meiko is so proud of himself he risks it all and tells Kinzy his secret. “What are two things mom can’t live without?”

“US!” Kinzy screams because she knows she has the right answer.

“Well, true, but what other two things?” Meiko knows she will get it this time

“uuuuuummm Bubble and Gum!” Kinzy giggles

Frustrated “Noo, Coffee and Wine.” Meiko said still beaming with pride on his idea.

“HAHAHAHA, oh yea.” Kinzy walks like a zombie imitating her mom in the morning

“I buried all the coffee supplies and wine in the house.” Meiko grins an evil grin

“Why, mom says she cant think without coffee and cant live without wine.” Kinzy starts to push a flashing button, Meiko smacky paws her again.

“That is why! She will be forced to obey our rules, then we will get everyone in Texas, then we will get all the cats and dogs to hide all their hoomans coffee and wine. Once they are all begging us, we will give them our demands.” Meiko laughs hysterically

“Meiko, don’t you think that will make them not like us?”

“I don’t care if they like me I just want to rule the WORLD! Don’t you watch CNN?” Meiko says clicking the TV on

Kinzy sneaks out to go find some wine for her mommy…..

Purred by: Phantom -- Dreamboat # 113 (Catster Member)

January 22nd 2014 at 4:33 am

Dude, you are SO smart...this is such a great plan!!!!!
Purred by: Monster (Catster Member)

January 22nd 2014 at 9:58 am

I think Colonel Meow already rules the world. You might have to come up with a new objective.
Purred by: King Meiko (Catster Member)

January 22nd 2014 at 10:14 am

Colonel Meow?? Who is this Colonel you speak of???

I need to watch more CNN.
Purred by: Monster (Catster Member)

January 22nd 2014 at 10:24 am

Gasp!! You don't know who Colonel Meow is??

Mom interview him for her story about internet cats. He holds the Guinness World Record for longest cat fur - 9 inches in the butt area.
Purred by: King Meiko (Catster Member)

January 22nd 2014 at 1:59 pm

hhhhmmm I will investigate.

Monster I love the story your mom did on you. It was cool.
Your famous.
Purred by: Monster (Catster Member)

January 22nd 2014 at 4:19 pm

Yes, I am a legend in my own mind
Purred by: Ebony (Catster Member)

January 23rd 2014 at 7:41 am

MEIKO !!!!! Yea that's the way to think.....I always know why your my boyfur cause your a leader and the real BOSS at least we know it huh....MOL....Hey I'm gonna hide moms stuff to..He He... What can they do right if they really want it back they will act right....You are just so smart and soooooooo HILARIOUS...MOL....xoxoxox
Purred by: Timo Katze - DB #105 (Catster Member)

January 23rd 2014 at 7:50 pm

I don't know if I wanna risk it. Mom is so grumpy without her coffee.
Purred by: MALLEE DG My Baby Girl, Angel (Catster Member)

January 27th 2014 at 2:40 pm

MOL~! MOL~! MEIKO 'n KINZY, wow dat will indeed make da momkat unhappy~! Teehee 'n giggles, good job Meiko my grand furiend, we WILL rule da world 'n ya got purrty good ideas too~! Yeppers, BossMan fur shur~! Ebby sez it so rite~! Whoo hooo~!! Colonet Meow? We'll HAZ to check dat out too~! Thankies Monster~!
Love's ya Kinzy my saweet furiend~!!!

Purrs 'n bonks,


King Meiko


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