June 27th 2013 8:51 am
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I try to escape from mom, but she picks me up and places me in places or situations I would NEVER put myself.
I wonder how she would like it if she was at work, and a giant picked her up and placed her in the break room.
If she was driving to the mall and a giant picked her up and started kissing her on her face saying aaaawww you’re so cute in your little car.
While she is cat napping, a giant comes along and starts to kiss on her belly and tell her she needs to wakie wakie… WHAT IS WAKIE WAKIE???
During her bath a giant picks her up and kicks her out of her own room. Closed the door and wouldn't let her back in, until s the giant was done "resting".
Yet, us cats are just supposed to deal with it.
So, I am coming up with a machine to shrink hoomans. I will let you all know once it has been patented. Then we can all test it on our hoomans.
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I'm telling you...you need lots of work to train your mom...she is not wise to the ways of kitties yet, but don't give up on her...she'll get it eventually.
I like the idea of a shrinking machine, but if the husband were any smaller, he'd disappear.
Monster, That could be a good thing...hhhmmmm well save it for you if they forget your Birthday Again this year.
Phantom... I am trying to work with the ol gal.. Her learning curve is getting wider and wider.
OH yes, yes let's shrink them. What gives them the right to just do stuff to us anyway. We'll shrink them as small as mousies and then, if they beg real nice, we give them a nibble of our cat food. That'll teach them.
I agree Meiko our humans don't understand that we are very small compared to them and when they are coming at us they do look like a giant..My mom is always wanting to do that huggy kissy stuff and pick me up and love on me. I secretly like it but don't tell mom :)
If you come up with a plan to shrink moms for a day I'm with it..MOL..
Sounds like a great idea, Meiko--I hate being picked up!