Diary of Meiko:Cat Days

Letter to Mom

April 23rd 2013 11:00 am
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Good Morning Dairy,

Still working on getting a catphone. As my very wise furend Monster mentioned it might not be a good idea to call mom too much at work.

So, I wrote mom a letter:

Dear feeder/maid lady,

I want to start off by saying thank you for the birdbath and feeder. I also am very sorry we lost Sachi, I know you thought you were doing the right thing. This is why I need to train you to be the best mommy you can be. Here are some pointers.

1.I should be able to bite the plants, I know which ones are poisonous how do you think we served in the wild.
2.If you don’t want me howling at the stray cats, then let me go show them this is my house. SIDE NOTE, DON’T FEED THEM!
3.In the morning after we sleep about 3 hours I want you to get up and play with me. If not, I can’t be held responsible for anything that happens after that.
4.I do feel you under appreciate my singing skill, as you know I am going to be on Cat Idol.
I almost forgot, thank you for letting me have a few licks off the butter dish while you were buttering your biscuit this morning! I know, you told me I was a bad boy, but when you tell me in that halfhearted voice, you know I won’t give it a second thought. Not that I can guarantee that I would have stopped if you had actually yelled at me. You know, I’m a cat, and I’m in charge around here! Besides, I know you’ll snuggle me when I curl up and purr next to you on the couch later. Speaking of which, it’s the perfect rainy day for snuggling on the couch, so why don’t you get off the computer and come over here.
Love you,
Meeks
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Dear Meiko,
You know I love you and thank you for being a good boy when you went to the vet to make sure you didn’t get what Sachi had.
As you know I love all animals and I will feed the strays. I suggest you get used to it.
I love you very much despite you waking me up at ridiculous hours in the morning, not to mention hitting me in face with your paw. And Yes, the meow song is great just not at 3 am.

I love you very much despite the fact you make a mess when you go to the litter box and I come home to litter all over my floor. I know, I know, you do it for me as you know I like cleaning.

Told you not to eat that plant. Did you listen? No. You decided you were much smarter than your mommy and ate the plant anyway. Now you've thrown it up all through the hallway. Next time, listen to mommy.

I am training you to be a good boy and then you can teach your fursib how to be good.

Love you with all my heart,

Mommy
P.S. love you see me as the feeder and maid, thanks what I always wanted.

 
Purred by: Phantom -- Dreamboat # 113 (Catster Member)

April 23rd 2013 at 12:25 pm

Meiko...DUDE...your mom is taking over your DIARY. YOUR DIARY! She is even responding back, when if she had read your diary closely, no response was needed. It was suggestions for being a good mom...no requesting feedback to the suggestions.

It's a good thing you are in that house. Looks like you have a big job cut out for you there! Your mom needs lots more training!

Hugs
Phantom
Purred by: King Meiko (Catster Member)

April 23rd 2013 at 1:28 pm

Phantom, no worries I will be dealing with her insubordination. She better hope I don’t learn to type. She would never have access. I dictated it and she just had to add her 2 cents. I have to remind her "do as I say not as I do…" MOL
Purred by: Ebony (Catster Member)

April 23rd 2013 at 1:50 pm

Ya know Meiko I don't know if our moms will ever fully understand some of the things we do but I do think they have finally realized we are what we are and are going to do the same crazy things day after day no matter what. Moms do some strange things to but we love them, they love us.
Purred by: Mietzi Katze (Catster Member)

April 23rd 2013 at 5:32 pm

Cool letter, Meiko. Um, who was Sachi? Sorry that you lost him/her. I like where your Mom writes that she's training you. Yah, right. Like you're a dog or something.
I'll be on Cat Idol too. I usually start my practice at 4:30 a.m.
Purred by: King Meiko (Catster Member)

April 24th 2013 at 9:19 am

Ebony yes, i love her, she just needs to be reminded whose boss from time to time.

Mietzi, mom got a kitty Sachi from a gross lady she thought the kitty just need food, she had a parisite and she died 2 days after we got her.

can you believe she really thinks she is training me..
I think singing first thing in the monring is best. Our voice is refreshed... We are going to get on Cat Idol for sure..
Purred by: Rex (Catster Member)

April 25th 2013 at 12:11 pm

Good letter Meiko, next time don't let your momcat know about is so she can't respond back. LOL.
Purred by: King Meiko (Catster Member)

April 25th 2013 at 1:05 pm

Rex, yea, your right. If I don't give it to her how would she know all her mistakes?
Purred by: Phantom -- Dreamboat # 113 (Catster Member)

April 29th 2013 at 8:42 am

Good point Meiko...training and positive reinforcement SOMETIMES works for humans, sometimes the smacky paw is needed to get them in line. Just remember...TOUGH LOVE!

 

King Meiko


 

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