January 21st 2014 2:48 pm
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“Meiko, I have been hiding for an hour. You’re not really paying wif me are you?”
Meiko giggles to himself.
“Kinzy come in to the lab.” Kinzy looks around at all the blinking machines and buttons. Meiko smacky paws Kinzy as she starts to touch stuff.
“Look, I trust you, so, don’t tell anyone okay?” Kinzy nods yes, as she looks around in amazement
“So, what are you working on today, Meeks?” Kinzy says while picking up a pen. Meiko smacky paws it out of Kinzy’s paw.
“I have the best way to train hoomans, I can’t believe I never thought of this before.” Meiko is so proud of himself he risks it all and tells Kinzy his secret. “What are two things mom can’t live without?”
“US!” Kinzy screams because she knows she has the right answer.
“Well, true, but what other two things?” Meiko knows she will get it this time
“uuuuuummm Bubble and Gum!” Kinzy giggles
Frustrated “Noo, Coffee and Wine.” Meiko said still beaming with pride on his idea.
“HAHAHAHA, oh yea.” Kinzy walks like a zombie imitating her mom in the morning
“I buried all the coffee supplies and wine in the house.” Meiko grins an evil grin
“Why, mom says she cant think without coffee and cant live without wine.” Kinzy starts to push a flashing button, Meiko smacky paws her again.
“That is why! She will be forced to obey our rules, then we will get everyone in Texas, then we will get all the cats and dogs to hide all their hoomans coffee and wine. Once they are all begging us, we will give them our demands.” Meiko laughs hysterically
“Meiko, don’t you think that will make them not like us?”
“I don’t care if they like me I just want to rule the WORLD! Don’t you watch CNN?” Meiko says clicking the TV on
Kinzy sneaks out to go find some wine for her mommy…..
January 20th 2014 4:08 pm
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I am in my secret lab working on a new kitty litter that creates a smell that only hoomans can smell, and it is triggered by a meow. Once a cat meows, the hoomans will go into automatic obey mode.
This would be great because our hoomans are almost already trained. Then the plan is for our hoomans to carry litter with them and sprinkle it everywhere they go.
As I was putting in the final touches to my plan, Kinzy comes in talking about how her soft paw nail just popped off and now she can scratch me before mom gets home to see. She swiped at me, I dodged and ran, and I still have my vial full of my final ingredient and jumped on the table and knocked over all the pictures. My vital flew out of my hand and hits the floor and breaks.
“Meiko, you’re in so much trouble.” Kinzy pranced off with a smile.
I stood there in shock at my day of hard work on my secret potion has spilled over the floor.
“MacKinzy An, do you realize what you just did.” I was so upset.
“I think so, but, if change the name of Happy meals to Sad Meals, who would buy them?” Kinzy files her nails on the hardwood floor.
“Now I must start all over again tonight”. Meiko heads up to his secret lab.
“Meiko, do what again tonight, and can I come help”. Kinzy runs circles around Meiko in super zoomie mode.
“MacKinzy, you do realize if I take over the world you will be the Worlds Rulers sisfur, you will be more famous than, Kim Kardashian”. Meiko sees that this grabs Kinzy’s attention.
Kinzy starts to cry.
“What is wrong?” Meiko says
“You think I am a dumb.” Kinzy cry’s hysterically.
Hugs his sisfur,”No Kinzy I think you’re as smart as a tree stump.” Meiko says
“Really Meiko, you mean it”. Kinzy cheers up
“Yes, Kinzy I do, I mean it.”
“So, you want to wrestle.”
“No, I have to work in my lab.” Meiko heads up the stairs
“Can I help?” Kinzy says excitedly
“Who will great the hoomans when they come home?”
“MEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!” Kinzy says excitedly
“See, you are a HUGE help.”
January 19th 2014 9:10 am
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Today is National King Meiko Day! (Gotcha Day)
Today all hoomans will eat in our cat/dog dish. We will have them open the China Cabinet, eat on the "good" dish hoomans never use.
We will tell hoomans to be quiet if they talk while we are watching TV.
All cats will have Cat TV.
We will go to Jackson Galaxy's House and teach his cats how to train him.
We will eat Fancy Fest today!
We will spray our hoomans with the spray bottle when they sit on the furniture.
No shower box for hoomans. They will have to leave the house with our scent. (This is doing them a favor on this one.)
Kitty glitter (cat fur) on all clothes!
All curtains will be open today. We don't care if the neighbors can see in. I need my sun paddle. Peeping Tom is looking at Kinzy NOT you mom!!
We will get to start our cat party at 3:00 am.
Oh! My mom can not say King Meiko in that sarcastic tone!!!
December 17th 2013 7:55 am
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Meiko: [Reading Kinzys letter to Santa]
"Dear Santa, Hello, haha, this year, Santa, I ask for nothing, but I wish to tell you about my dear Brofur, King Meiko. He is honest and very hardworking, and only wants what's best for the world. But he gets no reward - he's only greeted with defeat. He never gives up, but I know it must be very hard. So please, take anything you have for me and give it to my best Brofur in the whole world. By any chance, do you have in that big old bag of yours, the world? He would be a great ruler."
[Looks sadly over at Kinzy, who is crying due to not having given the letter to Santa when he had the chance]
July 29th 2013 8:22 am
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Mom has been so busy and not getting us on Catster as much as we like. We love all our pals and hope things will settle down some for mom.
We had the most interesting adventure. We flew on a real plane and stayed in a hooman hotel.
There was a lot of Mountains, the room had a BIG kitty window, Kinzy and I slept there and laid in the warm sun. So many birds, squirrels and we seen a deer. I seen it and started to meow, I thought it had to be a big dog. Then Kinzy started going crazy like she would have chased it. Please. Mom seen it and said that is a deer. We pawed at the window, then it just ignored us and started eating grass. Then it left. We looked every day for the deer, he never came back.
Me and Kinzy got to jump on everything. Mom never said no no, NOT once.Table, dresser, nightstand, sink, and couch our litterbox was in the shower. Mom didn’t dry it after she got out and I got my paws all wet trying to use my box. So then we had to leave the room so these strange hoomans could clean up our kitty litter art. I guess they don’t appreciate it either.
Mom took us to a BIG patio mom gave Kinzy some catalope while she eat breakfast. Then we had to take a nap. Mom left us, but it was fine. We had a lot to do, and naptime was wonderful in the sun.
All I know it was much better than prison.
July 15th 2013 2:45 pm
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It’s been a long time since I wrote in my dairy.
First, we survived the bathroom remodel. Mom is happy with it, doesn’t really matter to me. It was fine before. Prison was no fun. I got a good grade again, Kinzy is just an A student, I got a A+. Kinzy is shy there but not at home. She greets anyone who comes it. I have to wait to make sure they are safe people.
Second, we have a houseguest, a hooman terror teen. I still want nothing to do with her, Kinzy seems to like her now. She never lets us in her room when she is home, BUT we go in when she isn’t home and check out all her stuff. We hate closed doors. We like to sit in front of her door then run when she opens it. She calls us brat spies.
She kicked Kinzy out yesterday and mom was a little upset. She told her it’s our house and we can go anywhere we want. (GO MOM)!!!
The teen just slammed the door. I ran, Kinzy just stood next to mom. Mom wasn’t happy. Then let dad handle it. OOOOOOOO hahahahah!
Can you all tell when your mom is upset? We can. I been loving on mom more. I think this teen needs to leave our house.
Oh, my Aunt has been making catdana’s they are pawsome. I even think so.
Well off to pee in the terror teens bags… MOL
June 27th 2013 8:51 am
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I try to escape from mom, but she picks me up and places me in places or situations I would NEVER put myself.
I wonder how she would like it if she was at work, and a giant picked her up and placed her in the break room.
If she was driving to the mall and a giant picked her up and started kissing her on her face saying aaaawww you’re so cute in your little car.
While she is cat napping, a giant comes along and starts to kiss on her belly and tell her she needs to wakie wakie… WHAT IS WAKIE WAKIE???
During her bath a giant picks her up and kicks her out of her own room. Closed the door and wouldn't let her back in, until s the giant was done "resting".
Yet, us cats are just supposed to deal with it.
So, I am coming up with a machine to shrink hoomans. I will let you all know once it has been patented. Then we can all test it on our hoomans.
This message will self destruct 10,9,8,7.....
June 14th 2013 12:12 pm
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I have been in my furever home about 6 months (can you believe it). I had everything smelling like me, I headbonked and rubbed my scent on everything in the house. INCUDLING, MY WINDOW.
This monring you will never guess who was just chiling in my window seat like she didn’t know it was mine.
I Smacked at her, then I yelled for her to move. She pounced on my head and I wrestled her to the ground. I got in my window seat, and she jumped on there with me trying to SHARE????
She has gone to far, I don’t care if she takes all my toys, or took my spot on the floor or even my sunpuddle. NOT the Window seat.
Mom told me to share and be nice. Really?!?!?! Since those two words will never be a part of my Cataublary.
I had to go through all that JUST to take my morning nap!
June 6th 2013 10:54 am
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So, mom and dad are going away for the weekend. They are sending us to prison.
I am not on speaking terms with mom right now. She knows I know, this is a trick.
The warden told mom, they will treat us like Kings and Queens.
What kind of pawents would abandon us at a prison? Didn’t I just come from a prison before she adopted me? She said FUREVER, this doesn’t sound like FUREVER to me.
Who am i going to follow around the house?
Who am I going to wait for outside the shower every morning?
Who is going to feed me?
What about Kinzy, she is just a baby, what kind of pawent leaves her baby with total strangers.
My mom’s friend said -- they’re just cats. Mom said “I like to know my furkids are safe if only so I can enjoy my vacation, OK!!!”
Enjoy her vacation… the horror of it all.
If I don’t return, call Phantoms mom.
May 21st 2013 11:19 am
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This morning, mom was being LAZY. She didn’t want to get up and play with us. She knows that at 4 pm she has to be up and ready to go to the gym. DID she NO… she laid there. I kept telling her get up mom, get up.
Kinzy purred and walked on her face still nothing. Kinzy started to panic, I tried to calm Kinzy down, but she was biting mom, and digging her up. I told her it doesn’t work.
FINALLY mom, said, “HEY, I want to sleep.”
WHAT!!!! We want food, we want to play, what about our needs.
She got up feed us and laid back down. After we eat we tried to get her up again.
Then she finally said what we all love to hear, “Guys, I am not a cat, I am human, I need sleep, If I could live like Kings and Queens and have servants I would be up with you, but I can’t, I have to work.”
Kinzy and I looked at each other, then I smackey pawed mom in the face. I think she was delirious.
Well, we went back to sleep while she was in the shower. It was a rough morning.
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