Splat Cat the Survival Miracle

Self-Appointed Nanny To the Queen

March 15th 2013 7:56 am
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Since it's obvious that Uno's the new Queen here after Hallie crossed the Rainbow Bridge, I decided SOMEBODY had to make her learn to BEHAVE as a proper Queen should behave. Since Uno is feline royalty here and still pretty much a child (a teenage child, the brattiest time of life!) I decided that like all royal children, Uno needs a good nanny. I had no idea where to look to try to find a nanny for Uno and since our human mom had no objections, I decided the only thing to do was to appoint myself Uno's nanny.

Here's a few of the basic rules a good Queen needs to follow if she wants her subjects to be loyal and obedient to her.
A Queen does not race through the house like a galloping thundering horse.
A Queen does not steal food, stealing is for thieves not Queens!
A Queen politely asks someone to get out of her way, she does not just shove them.
A Queen should never try to smack her subjects around.
A Queen should discreetly cover what she leaves behind her in the litter pan, not just "dump & run."
A Queen should be clean and well groomed at all times. Grunge on the chin and around the mouth from licking out cat food cans isn't becoming to a Queen's appearance.

Although I don't yet know how to make Uno behave like a proper Queen with everyone else, at least with me she's learning a little bit of respect. If Uno learns to conduct herself like a lady and behave as a proper Queen should behave, you'll have ME, Splat Cat, Uno's nanny, to thank for it!

And btw Lucy Liu, ladies should never audibly fart!

 
 

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Purred by: Lori E

March 19th 2013 at 11:58 am

MOL!!!!!!!!!! Keep working on the family Splat Cat!


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Phantom, Spice and angel Patches
Purred by: Lori E

March 19th 2013 at 11:58 am

MOL!!!!!!!!!! Keep working on the family Splat Cat!


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Phantom, Spice and angel Patches
Purred by: Phantom -- Dreamboat # 113 (Catster Member)

March 19th 2013 at 11:59 am

That comment was from us...sorry...typist problems again!

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Purred by: ♥Friday DB # 170 (Catster Member)

March 19th 2013 at 4:58 pm

Aww Splat Cat we have a "Queen" here to and her name is Bijou..she slaps and pushes us around, too..MOL!~I smacky paw her!~YUP!!

Hey da Diary Gurl likes dis entry (and so do we)..so I made you a keepsake picsurr..hope you like it purrty gurl!~

click this link Splat for your gift

Purrs and Hugs
Friday


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