Splat Cat the Survival Miracle

Felgned Innocence

February 3rd 2013 12:34 pm
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Splat Cat must be reading her diary and decided to make a liar out of me today and show me that she's no pushover and that I shouldn't underestimate her ability to stand up for herself.

This morning Splat Cat was laying beside me and Uno was laying on my lap when Uno arose, came up and tried to get between Splats and me. Splats gave an annoyed meow and swatted at Uno who jumped back in surprise and fell off the bed. Splats almost never takes a stand with other cats this way. Uno was totally unprepared for Splats' unusual action and I'm sure Uno's jumping back was an instinctive reflex action.

After Uno fell off the bed, Splats ignored her and started to creep up toward my neck to do her hugging thing. Uno jumped up and playfully grabbed Splats tail. Splats gave Uno a dirty look, then turned back toward me and proceeded to wrap her forepaws around my neck. Uno again jumped up and grabbed Splats tail. This time Splats simply swished her tail out of Uno's way. Uno jumped up on the bed and again went after Splats tail. This time and twice more Splats totally ignored Uno. Then Splats very casually turned around, put her head down, and appeared to clumsily half jump, half fall off the bed. Although Splats clumsy move appeared innocent enough, it had a definite purpose. As Splats put her head down and started her clumsy looking half jump half fall movement, her head pushed against Uno's side and Splats carried Uno off the bed to the floor with her.

As Splats landed, she casually walked off, totally ignoring Uno while still maintaining an attitude of feigned innocence as if she had fallen off the bed by accident.

 
 

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Purred by: Henry (Catster Member)

February 4th 2013 at 8:00 am

MOL go you go Splat!
Purred by: Calísta (Catster Member)

February 20th 2013 at 12:13 am

MOL! That's classic! That's how we pretty girls roll... go get'em Splat!


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