Uno Happily Irrepressible!

What IS it with everyone today?

March 8th 2013 8:54 pm
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FINALLY after waiting all day, I get a few minutes to use Mom's laptop.

Everybody here, even the SPIRIT KITTIES just kept hogging Mom's laptop today! They're all writing all these Pawmails. Buddha even was trying to tick me off by pretending he didn't see me waiting impatiently for him to get off the laptop.

Mom STILL refuses to buy me a laptop of my own. She says I just have to learn my manners & to wait my turn. I tried reminding her I have a group now to tend to. She said it'll wait a few hours & that I need to learn to have a bit of patience. I'm tired of waiting. I don't know what everyone had to say that kept them on the laptop all day.

"Uh oh. I think I'm in trouble."

"Hey Uno did you tell everyone what you did today?"

"What are you talking about?"

"You know, Uno."

"I have no idea at all what you're talking about."

"Ok, I'll tell everybody here what happened then."

Tonight I was eating one of those little pizzas made for one person to eat it. I had cut it into six small pieces. As usual, Uno was dancing around my pizza begging, trying to pester me into giving her a bite. (Sometimes the only way to get a minute peace is to give Uno a bribe to keep her busy a few minutes longer while I try to eat without her help....yeah I know I know, I tend to spoil her a little...MOL.)

Anyway, several times I threatened Uno with the canned air & accordingly she backed down. Then suddenly.....
From nowhere came a black lightning bolt.

That little bolt of lightning struck my pizza from the opposite side from where I sat. In that same lightning fast move, the little black flash whirled to the opposite direction from that where it had first struck, and carried one piece of my pizza away to one of a cat's favorite places to hide from humans, under the bed at the exact right distance to be just out of the reach of human arms.

The speed with which Uno executed this bit of thievery was incredible. From the lack of evidence, it appears Uno consumed that entire piece of pizza which granted, being only 1/6 of an individual serving pizza, wasn't very big.

That's about the most brazen food theft Uno's pulled off so far.

One thing Uno NEVER is, she's never BORING!

 
 

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Purred by: littleboy (Catster Member)

March 9th 2013 at 7:14 am

whoa way to go girl smooth move!!
Purred by: Henry (Catster Member)

March 9th 2013 at 12:43 pm

Impressive!!
Purred by: Ashlynne (Catster Member)

March 10th 2013 at 3:32 am

*snicker*
Purred by: Monster (Catster Member)

March 10th 2013 at 6:55 pm

LMTO!
Purred by: Uno (Catster Member)

March 11th 2013 at 11:49 am

It tasted good too!


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