mothers day gifts

ok, so i COMPLETELY forgot that it was mothers day tommmorrow, until my mommy kitty (Pearl) got some steak and a "happy mothers day" pat from my mommy. i was like, "oh no! i got to get MY mommy a mothers day present!" My mommy kitty said that the best gift was the one that you hunt yourself, but then i told her how she freaked out when sapphire brought a bird on the deck. she was like "i know, bluebell! but you don't have to get her a present that she LIKES, you just have to get her a present! and, hey, where's my mothers day present?" she meowed. i told her that i ahd already gotten her a chipmunk and that the mothers day gift thing was a HORRIBLE idea.

i thought for a while and then i had a purrfect idea! i thought that maybe if i got her something from the forest, she'd like it because it's me, of course, and i ALWAYS pick the best gifts! sapphire sometimes forgets to make the bird look pretty when it's on the deck, and that's what i'm goign to do! i'm going to catch the prettiest bird out there and give THAT to her as a present! and if she doesn't like that then i'll just snub her! MOL!!!!

treats, treats, treats, and more treats!

ok, so if you read the title on this diary entry you have probably already guessed that good things have been fed to us kitties. well, that's what has happened for a couple of days....

it all started when i caught a big juicy mole! i know, it sounds gross, but you really should try it, it is SO GOOD!!!! but anyways, after i caught that and a chipmunk i went to bring the catch up to the front porch. well that's when my mommy kitty came strolling by. "well, blue, watcha got there????" she meowed curiously. "well," i replied with pride, "i just happened to catch this chipmunk and mole while i was hunting!" she purred and asked "well do you want to play prey-catch?" (prey-catch is this game we felines play when we roll our prey from one cat to another and it is SO MUCH FUN!!!! i mean who says 'don't play with your food' anyways?) but anyways after a little while of that i went inside to go eat and cupcake comes strolling by. (of course!) we were both headed towards the food bowl and were ready to eat. but then, instead of taking out the regular dry food, my mommy takes out the special canned food! me and cupcake went CRAZY while she opened the can and put it in our bowls! and THEN a few days later,there was catnip! we were all so crazy about it that my mommy had to put it on the laundry room counter.

i wonder how long that will work out.... MOL!!!!

it's raining, it's pouring!

ok, so last night it rained, no poured, and i was stuck outside! my fur clung to my sides and i was COVERED with mud. i think i might have smelled worse than sapphire! MOL!!!! but anyways, when my mommy was done with her "party" (a horrible thing where people get together and be loud, personally i'm glad she left me outside instead of keeping me in with all of those strangers!), she let me in and wrapped me up with a thing called a towel. boy do i hate those things, humans think that we felines can't clean ourselves so they create these cloth things and it usually ends up with our fur being more messed up then it was before! i was like "mommy, i appreciate the offer, but can't you see that i can clean myself? now PLEASE get that thing off of me!" but of course since she's a human, she can't understand the language of cats. so instead of trying to talk, i wriggled and squirmed until she took the thing off me. then i showed her that giving myself a tongue bath is WAY better than being dried off with some stinky towel!

but i still got to stay inside and sleep on my mommy's bed. the next day my mommy went to school and i got put out (as usual!) and so i decided to go on a morning hunt. well, i met up with my father on the way (he's a stray) and he told me that he heard that other cats heard that MY mommy was going to another house and feeding OTHER CATS besides me. he said it was called pet-sitting and when other kitties humans go away for a while, other humans "pet-sit" until they come back. first of all, i think that we cats can take care of ourselves and we don't need some other "pet-sitter" to come and take care of us! and second of all WHY do the humans leave their cats anyways? i just don't get it! MOL!!!!

my mommy's back paw

ok, so a couple of nights ago i saw my mommy playing with a bright green, stretchy string, or so i thought.... you remember when i wrote that entry about when my mommy got hurt? well, 3 months after that (yeah, it was a REALLY long time!) she got that big white thing off of her back paw. she also put those shiny metal sticks away too, thank goodness! boy, after three months those sticks can get a little terrifying! i think they're called clutches or something, but one day my mommy accidentaly dropped one of those and the worst and kind of funniest part was that it landed on CUPCAKE, my little brother!

but anyways, as i was sayin', i saw her playing with the green string, so i went up to check it out. she had tied it to a chair and she stuck her back paw into it and started pulling it fowards. i was like "uh, mommy, if you're trying to get your back paw out of the string, pulling it foward is NOT the best way to do do it." but she just kept on doing it and completely ignored me! how rude! and since it looked like she was trying really hard to get out, i padded on over to the chair and started to paw at the string. "see! THIS is how you get out of it, you untie it!" i meowed helpfully. but for some reason my mommy thought i was PLAYING with it, so she SCOLDED me! i was very offended, so i walked away.

later on sapphire told me that she was actually EXERCIZING her back paw instead of trying to get out of it! i felt SO embarrased. but i still don't get how that makes her paw better, and i guess i never will! MOL!!!!

a cat fight and an opposum (or however you spell that....)

ok, so last night there was an opposum on the deck! uggghhhh! i hate those things! they are ugly with little rat tails and pointy faces. they're also quite scary if you think about it! all of the cats try to stay away from it as much as possible, and we watch helplessly as it steals our food. this one was extra big (and scary) so we had to be careful to stay away from it even more! and to add on to it today, i got in a CAT FIGHT!

so i was walking in the forest, hunting and doing normal stuff, and as i was about to catch a bird, i heard a rustle in the bushes. the bird flew away and i hissed in anger. (i love those types of birds, they're my favorite!) and i guess the cat thought i was hissing at HIM, so he lunged at me and we got in a hissing, scratching cat fight! we rolled around for a while, growling at eachother fiercely, and then he got my soft spot so i let out a loud yowl. that startled him and he let go of me, with just enough time for me to escape.

i ran as fast as i could out of the forest and i sprinted up the hill towards the door. the black pavement started to hurt my paws and i skidded to a halt. My mommy's mommy kept on calling and calling and calling so much that i decided to go see what was wrong after a while, but when i got to the front door, she opened it and i saw that she was worried about me, so as soon as i got in the door i collapsed and fell asleep.

my mommy got home from school a few hours later. i was outside on the deck, resting, so she let me in and scooped me into her arms. she started to make kissy noises and i complained "ewwwww, mo-om stop with the mushy stuff!" but, of course, she couldn't understnad me since i'm a cat and she's a human, so she just kept doing it. i don't understand them sometimes! MOL!!!!

no more spring break!!!! why???????????????????!!!!

Uh, ok, spring break is alomst OVER! It's NOT FAIR! during this week my mommy has been staying home from that awful place called school, but she's about to go to school tomorrow! i know because i heard her complaining about it a lot today. my question is, why do you go if you don't want to? i mean, that's what cats do, you don't see cats going to some place called "school" every day, wasting time scratching on paper with some stick the whole time!

what school means to me is getting up at 7:00 every morning and being put out in the cold, sometimes rainy, deck! Then i have to sit and wait for 6 whole hours to be let back in when my mommy comes home, and sometimes i even have to wait longer than that! talk about TORTURE! i mean WHY would anyone ever do something like this to a cat? it's animal cruelty! even DOGS hate it when their owners go to school! (and don't ask me how i know that either!)

but anyways, it started to rain today, and everyone got all wet, so mommy let all of the cats in for a glass of milk.i wasn't out there when she first gave it to them, and i was VERY upset to see that there was only a little milk in the bowl left for me! uh, i mean hello? i'm beautiful! i should get first picks! but pearl was all like "you snooze, you loose!" now i understand sapphire getting to have the milk first because, well, the rain TOTALLY made her fur extra dirty and she smelled SUPER bad! it was absolutely a horrible smell! but then cupcake got to have some, then pearl (my kitty mommy), then me! i was totally offended! well, atleast i GOT some! my kitty mommy is an awful food hog! MOL!!!!

bed sweet bed, and a little bit of bad breath!

ok, so my mommy finally went back to her own bed tonight! i was so excited! my bed is way more comfortable then cupcake's. My mommy set up my pink bed and made the covers all purrfect for me to sleep on. it was beautiful! Except for this one tiny problem.... i had a kitty party to go to tonight. I had to stay with my mommy some, to show my gratitude that she finally moved, but i also didn't want to miss the fun games and food outside! My mommy thought it was very unusual of me to leave like that so i decided to miss most of the party, which was an all-nighter, and make my mommy happy.

Anyways, i overheard my mommy saying that i had bad breath like sapphire's. That really offended me! i mean COME ON, were talking about sapphire's breath here! My breath does NOT smell ANYTHING like sapphire's. I should know because whenever we go hunting i can smell this icky fish smell, and i'm like, "ew sapphire WHAT is that SMELL?" and she always gets this embarrased look on her face and says "it's me.... sorry...." Her fur kinda smells bad too, but that's because she washes herself with that breath of hers. i really don't mean to be mean about it, but my mommy really shouldn't say i have sappjire-breath! MOL!!!!

wrong bed!

uhhhhhhh, ok, so for the past few nights my mommy and i have been sleeping in the wrong bed. in fact it is so wrong that it just so happens to be CUPCAKE'S bed! like my mommy was putting me and my special pink bed on there so i'd be more comfortable, and then a few seconds later, cupcake comes out of the blue and jumps on the bed. "bluebell! this is my bed remember?" he said. i knew that he was super jealous of me and i'm ALWAYS jealous of him so i had a little fun with him. "well smartypants, it looks like it's OUR bed now!" i purred. and then i made myself comfortable on the pink bed again. then he got really upset and jumped off the bed, i was like "yes!"

later that night, i jumped on the chair next to the bed for the rest of the night, because sometimes i prefer chairs, and so cupcake jumped on the edge of the bed and sleeps there. awwww and i was going to enjoy watching cupcake sleep on the floor, especially since now i had the view from the top of the chair! MOL!!!!

The next night was the same again, except that my mommy didn't bring the pink bed this time. she thought it would make cupcake too jealoous and then he wouldn't want to come up on the bed. i was like "uh, mommy, that was kinda the WHOLE POINT in bringing the pink bed! it was also really comfy too!" i complained, but all she heard was a meow, because humans can't really understand cats. i don't think my cat mommy gets that. i means she meows nonstop ALL THE TIME! She talks about her day, what animals she caught at the time, how she hasn't beat sapphire's record of the best prey catcher but intends to, and sometimes she goes on about how much she hates that cat who works at the cat market in the woods (you know, where all of us cats hang out!). But anyways, back to the subject. Hmmm... where was i? Oh yeah, so even though my pink bed was up there, i made myself comfortable between my mommy's legs and got a good, 5 second nap before cupcake entered the room!

i went to the edge of the bed to have more fun with him, but then he jumped on the bed and tried to swat me! Then i tried to jump off the bed, but he tried to swat me again! How rude! Then my mommy moved him to the other side of the bed and jumped of as quick as i could to the chair. Cupcake got on and off the bed a couple of times, but he mostly stayed on the bed and me on the chair. I ;deffinitely prefer my pink bed in MY room, to no pink bed in HIS room! MOL!!!!

yay!!!!!!!!!! spring!!!!

ok, these are five things that i like about spring.....

1. it's nice and warm outside, purrfect for laying in the sun!
2. it's peaceful!
3. there are tons of new flowers to smell.
4.the leaves magically turn green!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. best of all, the birds come back and boy do they make a TASTY snack!!!! MOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's with sapphire today????!!!!

ok, so sapphire has turned into a total nuthead today! it started this morning when i was sleeping with my mommy. Then sapphire jumped on the bed too. "Sapphire, don't you remember, this is MY BED." i growled. she just glared at me with her ears back. She started to walk even closer.

now sapphire, or atleast i used to think so, was the sweetest cat i've ever known, well, you know, besides myself of course! but anyways she is the greatest hunter too and she taught me the best way to catch birds and squirrels and she also taught me which ones were the tastiest and which ones not to bother with. but today that all changed.

as she came closer i growled again, "sapphire go away, i'm trying to get some beauty sleep, go somewhere else!" but all she did was give me another icy stare. she stepped even closer. i growled some not-so-nice kitty words and my mommy got on to me and said i should be nicer to her. and then she started to pet both me and sapphire. i only growled again though. sapphire walked slowly up to where i was laying and hissed one sentence before she went totally nutso, "I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!!" and then she jumped on me and we went screaming down the hall. it was terrifying.

i ran as fast as i could down the hall, sapphire still hot on my trail. i turned into the kitchen and was stuck in a corner. i scrunched up because i knew it was going to hurt, and then my mommy came running into the kitchen and picked me up. "SAPPHIRE!!!" she yelled and then she let us both outside.

hopefully sapphire will forgive me soon though. because she really is a good friend. i guess she was jealous because mommy kind of spends more time with me, and i was in her spot. one secret though, sapphire has to stay outside because she uses the bathroom in the house, and i don't so i get to stay in more!