ok, so i COMPLETELY forgot that it was mothers day tommmorrow, until my mommy kitty (Pearl) got some steak and a "happy mothers day" pat from my mommy. i was like, "oh no! i got to get MY mommy a mothers day present!" My mommy kitty said that the best gift was the one that you hunt yourself, but then i told her how she freaked out when sapphire brought a bird on the deck. she was like "i know, bluebell! but you don't have to get her a present that she LIKES, you just have to get her a present! and, hey, where's my mothers day present?" she meowed. i told her that i ahd already gotten her a chipmunk and that the mothers day gift thing was a HORRIBLE idea.
i thought for a while and then i had a purrfect idea! i thought that maybe if i got her something from the forest, she'd like it because it's me, of course, and i ALWAYS pick the best gifts! sapphire sometimes forgets to make the bird look pretty when it's on the deck, and that's what i'm goign to do! i'm going to catch the prettiest bird out there and give THAT to her as a present! and if she doesn't like that then i'll just snub her! MOL!!!!
ok, so if you read the title on this diary entry you have probably already guessed that good things have been fed to us kitties. well, that's what has happened for a couple of days....
it all started when i caught a big juicy mole! i know, it sounds gross, but you really should try it, it is SO GOOD!!!! but anyways, after i caught that and a chipmunk i went to bring the catch up to the front porch. well that's when my mommy kitty came strolling by. "well, blue, watcha got there????" she meowed curiously. "well," i replied with pride, "i just happened to catch this chipmunk and mole while i was hunting!" she purred and asked "well do you want to play prey-catch?" (prey-catch is this game we felines play when we roll our prey from one cat to another and it is SO MUCH FUN!!!! i mean who says 'don't play with your food' anyways?) but anyways after a little while of that i went inside to go eat and cupcake comes strolling by. (of course!) we were both headed towards the food bowl and were ready to eat. but then, instead of taking out the regular dry food, my mommy takes out the special canned food! me and cupcake went CRAZY while she opened the can and put it in our bowls! and THEN a few days later,there was catnip! we were all so crazy about it that my mommy had to put it on the laundry room counter.
ok, so last night it rained, no poured, and i was stuck outside! my fur clung to my sides and i was COVERED with mud. i think i might have smelled worse than sapphire! MOL!!!! but anyways, when my mommy was done with her "party" (a horrible thing where people get together and be loud, personally i'm glad she left me outside instead of keeping me in with all of those strangers!), she let me in and wrapped me up with a thing called a towel. boy do i hate those things, humans think that we felines can't clean ourselves so they create these cloth things and it usually ends up with our fur being more messed up then it was before! i was like "mommy, i appreciate the offer, but can't you see that i can clean myself? now PLEASE get that thing off of me!" but of course since she's a human, she can't understand the language of cats. so instead of trying to talk, i wriggled and squirmed until she took the thing off me. then i showed her that giving myself a tongue bath is WAY better than being dried off with some stinky towel!
but i still got to stay inside and sleep on my mommy's bed. the next day my mommy went to school and i got put out (as usual!) and so i decided to go on a morning hunt. well, i met up with my father on the way (he's a stray) and he told me that he heard that other cats heard that MY mommy was going to another house and feeding OTHER CATS besides me. he said it was called pet-sitting and when other kitties humans go away for a while, other humans "pet-sit" until they come back. first of all, i think that we cats can take care of ourselves and we don't need some other "pet-sitter" to come and take care of us! and second of all WHY do the humans leave their cats anyways? i just don't get it! MOL!!!!
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