December 9th 2012 1:08 pm
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It all started like a normal, relaxing day. I was laying in the lap of my female human, stretched out and ohhhh so comfy! I noticed that my human had just opened a package and was fumbling around with a little glass bottle. The bottle had a really cool air ball attached to it! I sat up and watched as my human continued to fiddle around with the ball that was attached to the glass bottle. She obviously had no idea what fun such a little ball could be. I continued to watch her fumble around unable to believe how ignorant my human must be! The fun I could have! I decided to have a closer look and moved in on this foreign device. And then it happened! My human squished the ball and an atomic sized cloud of gold sparkly powder exploded out of the bottle!! Not being able to escape the giant cloud of gold, I was completely covered in sparkles and glitz galore! AHHH! Human! WHY!?
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