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I'm a Cool Kitten

November 17th 2012 8:13 am
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I live a different life.
I try to do what's right.
I hop fence to fence.
I have a lot of defense
I hiss, I growl.
I make people say wow!
More I look at it,
I'm one Cool Kitt!


Cozy Coop

December 2nd 2012 7:54 am
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The humans in the house gave me this cozy bed! On them cold nights
I stay cooped up in it all night. It keeps me warm and cozy. I'm
a pretty lucky stray kitty to have this cozy coop bed!


Christmas Wonders

December 23rd 2012 9:33 am
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What is Christmas? What is Christmas? I've lived outside since
all my life and I see all these lights around this small town. I
hear jolly music and bearded men with red suits. I hear this special
time is called Christmas, is it true? People with trees in their house, that's weird too me. So this is Christmas. I guess I should
celebrate too, I should, but how, but how. These are the wonders of
this season, that a stray cat still doesn't know. I still have Christmas wonders.... I guess I have to walk around the town some more!



January 17th 2013 12:42 pm
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I'm sick, as ever. I have a kitty cold. No
wonder I'm sick since I've been out in the
cold. ACHOOOO!


The Brag Game

February 2nd 2013 6:40 pm
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The purrs have been circling latly. Well, Human purrs. I hear
my owners, well people I enter their house for food, just food.
Owners have been bragging about me and the other cats in their
house. "Oh, Misty is 17 years old!" "Oh, Fuzzy is such a good
kitty, just don't get on her bad side!" "My outside cat will
SURE love this milk!"
And that's what I mean. But I'm ok with it, just until people
start talking bad about us. Or I'll claw them! ---Melody


I killed the Easter Bunny!

March 29th 2013 2:50 pm
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One day I was walking down the street.
When something popped out behind my feet!
I wasn't thinking, but I wanted to hit it hard, as hard as I can!
But then I noticed it was dead.
It was dressed in all white.
But I could notice it in the night.
There were eggs all over the ground.
They were pretty round.
I think I killed the Easter Bunny!


My New Girl Friend :)

April 22nd 2013 2:04 pm
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Last week this beautiful kitty came up to me. She was as
pretty as pie. Her beautiful eyes! I dared to ask her out.
I did though. She agreed. Now we fight a lot, Hiss, hiss,
meow, meow! (Like my owner and her boyfriend, LOL) We fight about simple things. But we still love each-other! :)


Catnip Party Gone WILD!

June 17th 2013 4:46 pm
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My owners (I guess) went away for the night. But they came back
and offered me some catnip. She put the catnip in a sock. But she
didn't really finish cause I stole it off of her. I shook it all
around. It got all over the floor! I didn't care but she did. She
shook her head, while laughing. It was my Catnip Party gone WILD!


New Year Updates

January 15th 2014 2:14 pm
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Hi Everybody! Mr. Calamari's owner speaking here! I just wanted to share some updates and a little story from last year.

I wouldn't of thought Mr. C would be sitting next to me, on this chair, I thought. I would never thought of that last year!
Mr. C was a feral cat that was coming to my house since the Summer of 2012. He would never let us touch him and we had to leave his food 5 feet away from us and him. But that somehow changed a year later! After the bitter cold wintery temps last year we thought he wouldn't make the next winter. But! He did because he started coming in the following spring. ITS A LONG STORY OF THE PROCESS BUT... he did. Now he enjoys sitting in his chair and really never tries to go out anymore!

And he's not that little skinny kitten anymore. He's about 15 pounds! He's on a diet don't worry! :3


Mr. Calamari The Strange

June 2nd 2014 12:49 pm
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I got really hungry today. So I went looking for some scraps of food. Then I saw about 5 flies by the window! My owner came over with the fly swatter and I begged her to stun them then I'll eat them! So she did! They sure were very yummy!

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