March 2nd 2013 11:23 pm
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I KNEW when she got the plastic box from hell out, it would spell certain doom. NOT ONLY did she leave for the vast majority of the day, THEY BROUGHT SOMETHING HOME.
Another one like me.
Bigger, smellier, and not me, I sent him messages though I dont think he speaks my language. He just kept rolling over and chirping at me. "NO FOOL! GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM!!!"
And the human didnt get I was protecting her. She doesnt know what this guy is capable of!!
Now I get to be out in the main part of the house while the stinky smelly man is sleeping on MY BED. And playing with MY toys. D:<
Hopefully she sends him back.
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DOOD! WOW! That is stressful.
Being through this a few, uh, lots of times let me make a suggestion. Just tell the newcomer that you were there furst. Furst is furst furever! Never let any new cat furget that and things will be fine. You are furst fur food. Furst fur treats. Furst fur the best sit spot. Furst Fur Everything.
Just remember to keep the new one in his or her place and all will be fine.
I get brick-brain when excited
I even know that you have a wonderful chariot that can fly in the sky pulled by magic cats.
Timmy Embarrassed Tomcat