March 18th 2014 7:40 pm
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Oh dear friends, I'm simply beside myself and don't know what to do. I've been working with mama as she writes her stories and acting as her secretary.
Yesterday I went in to work early for a little "ME" time, and to get away from Shirley's motor mouth. THAT'S when I saw the unthinkable...Shirley was standing over a pile of catnip.
Oh dear, there was about a good tablespoon there! Can you imagine what catnip does to a cat who already doesn't know how to keep her mouth shut? It makes her flap her jaws faster than I don't know what.
I went to get mama and tell her, but by the time we got to the bedroom, Hoover-mouth had already sucked it up! Then I had to listen to her half the night as she talked to sissy instead of sleeping.
Catnip addiction has gotten worse in my household. Mama found a supplier who ships it to her in bulk. And mama stores it in the fridge where I can't get to it and destroy it!
Oh what am I to do! Help me someone! If you don't believe me, just go see for yourself! https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=669881979739922&set= pcb.669882006406586&type=1&theater
February 7th 2013 7:56 pm
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I'm sorry I haven't written in so long, but I've been under the catnip:literally. Giggles...
Mommy went to her favorite Dented Deals store last week and they had our favorite catnip treats for only .39 cents a pack. So she did what ANY good cat mommy would do and she bought 2. Um...oops....make that 2 DOZEN! Teeheehee. We've all been having a blast!
My adopted brother Sammy got the munchies and climbed up in the cabinet again and found the Whiskas Purrfectly Fish pouches. He was so funny. All I could see were his big feet hanging out of the cabinet and barely touching the kitchen counter. Mommy tried to chase him down and get it away from him cause that's Sealys special food. Sammy ran behind the couch because he's smart and he knows mommy's too fat to fit back there.
I sure wish I could do catnip treats without that big mouth sister of mine sharing. You wouldn't believe how much catnip will loosen the jaws of a quiet cat. Never mind one as mouthy as my sister Shirley! You all just don't know what it's like when your sister gets ahold of her drug of choice (the nip) and then wants to tell EVERYBODY her life story. I've been with her since we wuz born except for about two months time total. I KNOW her life story. I even think she makes up stuff to make the other cats listen to her jibber jabber.
As for me, I'm doing good. I get lots of hugs and head rubs and I let mommy pet me a lot more than I used to let her.
Oops, I gotta go. King Furby just tried to jump on the feeding bar and miscalculated and knocked the crappola out of his chin. I really need to go check on him cause he's such a crybaby after he does something embarrasing. Cats do have chins, don't they.
Anyway, until next time, may you all be long in the catnip and short on the hairballs!
January 14th 2013 1:25 pm
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Hi everybody! I'm sorry I've been gone so long but we've had computer problems and I really think they cost mama a few of HER nine lives!
My sister Shirley is doing great and eating lots of good food now. That's good because it's the only time she's not trying to talk my ear off.
I've been sick and having to take medsin. I had the runny poopies and it hasn't been any fun. Especially with mama and Laura having to chase me around to make me take my medsin. I really shouldn't have told them about all of my hiding places because they found me every time I was due to take my pill. It's easier now that they've learned to break it up in some canned food. They're not too bright sometimes...
I tried to run again last night because I'd forgotten my medsin would be in my food. I was slippery as a greased pig an it took both of them to catch me an put me in the feeding cage with my food. Then Laura had to show me the food an make me turn around an eat it.
I'm really happy here now an I sleep all over the place. I put a new picture on Catster of me taking a nap on my pillow. Mama says she needs to buy more toys instead of buying beds because all the cats wanna do is nap all the time.
I gotta go for now. I've managed to escape Shirley, but if she finds me I may never get her off my back. You all just don't know what it's like being trapped by a sister that just won't keep their mouth shut!
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