February 9th 2013 5:01 pm
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So, Mom got a new bookshelf in her room which has "cubby" holes in it, more importantly, it also has an open back. Being the very handsome and a smart cat I am, I noticed that there is a fairly large hole in the that wall that early this day was covered by a pretty ugly dresser. So, without hesitation I jumped in through this mysterious hole... and what I "discovered" was a VERY small wonderland!
Surely, your thinking that a little "room" in the wall isn't that awesome, and annoyingly your right. The only great thing about it that I can taunt my know-it-all sister with out Mom giving me this big, long lecture about how I'm "too playful" and she's "too shy". Which is pretty much a lie. Like, how dumb can you get Mom? I see that cat going at MY mice ALL the time! I don't mean to brag, but I am WAY better at killing those green and pink rodents then her! So she'll be attacking, with horrible style, and I'll come lifeguard running into the scene to show her the right way to kill the mice, and to show her overload of happiness she will swipe at me, hiss, then run away, thanks!
Well, back to the point. There is ONE bad thing out of this discoverery of mine, and that is that Baby Junior thinks she can just walk in there and taunt me! Yes, she may think more "logicly" then me, but really I'm the one who's on the honor roll, not her. So, she'll just come over when I'm in this room of mine and try to kick me out! Seriously, when I'm the one sitting in the rain wanting to come in, I can't. Mom says I take a "too direct" approach and harass her, but really, I got a feeling that she's talking about me getting harassed! So, to show my anger when Mom picks me up, I bit her. Then, to show her anger, she doesn't try to bit me, but takes it all too serious and throws me outside of her bedroom. What a temper! If Mom/other cat's bodyguard isn't around I yell straight into her face: "This is MY inner wall"! I'm not sure if it worked because she just hissed in a untolerating tone. She also has anger issues.
After talking about Mom and Baby Junior having anger issues, I discovered that I have nothing but a loveable personality! So, when you go saying you don't have anger problems Baby Junior, check again.
To all the world's other man cats, I hope this inspired you and helped also. Sincerely your friend, Mr. Meow
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Enjoy your inner wall and your diary pick today!
Wow..that sounds just Pawsome Mr. Meow!!..Hey today your a Daily Diary Pick!!..So catcitied fur you!!..I made a keepsake fur your spawcil day..just right click on the link and it will open..if you like you can also right click on it to save it!!..you rock my fellow orange brofur..Dood man you are cool!!