Sleepy

I'm so sleepy lately...must be the weather. Friggin' cold outside! Not that I'll stop going out EVERY day and come back late, because if my humans trick me into getting inside before 19h, my outtings are done for till the next day...don't know why they dislike me arriving late, my youngest human arrives much later most days and, at 18 years, he's much younger than me. Mphf.

Bath

I was recently terrorized into bathing by my owners. Savage beasts. At least they gave me wet food and lots of petting afterwards, as they should.

I will make sure to get as decently dirty again as possible. Barbacue oil from the neighbours seems like a good place to start.