Hey, hey, HEY!!! Wha' happened?
October 4th 2012 11:13 pm
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Hey dudes & dudettes, My mama worked long & hard on introducing me a few weeks ago & came to check out my page & saw that there is nothing but a picture of me when I R was terribly new to our family & very skinny & not the fluffy-puffy lothario I R am today. I'll have to have Mama fix all this & tell the world of how I chose Daddy & her to be my forever purrents & how I went from a sickly, scrawny, afrad of everything stray to the 22 lbs of LOVE that enjoys being held, brushed, adored & worshiped & how FREAT my fur came in once my malnutrition & parasites were addressed. My purrrents learned that while I was left on my own outside, to fend for myself & even facing prison & undoubted execution (Mama will do into depth on this subject when she writes up my bio AGAIN)for the crime of being homeless; I am absolutely petrified of the world outside! I R am a bit of a crazy dude & give some of my adopted kitty family a lot of grief, but Edgrrr & I R pretty tight. I R am also chumming up with Ding, but his sister absolutely abhors me! Mama will have to tell you more when she isn't so tired & I R am not wanting to snuggle, but I R just had to tell you future members of the Choochookahchooch Fan Club just a little bit about myself until then & I R can't wait for you to see how freegin' awesome I R look now! I R be a handsome fella' & think you will definitely agree. Be sure to come check my page out again soon & be ready to have your heart melt & you may want to have a hanky handy when you hear my life story. Apparently I went from "riches to scraps of rags to rags to awesomely awesome riches." I R like to ham it up for photos, even with absurd costumes. I R be good like that. Have a great day/evening & know that miracles do happen; right Mama? (gotta' kiss her nose now.....mmmmmmmmmmwah!) Yeah, I R lifes is good. >.^-_-^.
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