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Monday, September 3rd, 2012

Hey. My name is Panther. I am a cat. First things first, let me introduce myself. I already told you my name, (Panther) and my person is Alley. She comes to Florida where I am temporarily living until Alley takes me to her house in New York for good. I can imagine the plump little creatures I will catch in the great outdoors. Oh. I have kittens and a mate too. My mate is Black and white violent kittypet maniac and I have no idea why I became his mate. And I know Alley is proud of me for having the kittens. I love her so much. Today I am just taking care of the kits.Oh and I forgot to tell you, I have another set of 'humans' too. I hate them though. They are EVIL. They are twins and their evil Doberman dog. Eww. Gladly, I have hid the kittens for a couple months. If the evil twins find out I have no IDEA what I'm going to do. Maybe give them rabies. In fact, that's a great idea. Yeah...and then Alley will be the only human coming close to me and my family. Beat THAT evil twins! Ha-Ha!
So...The kittens are quietly messing around while I'm going to take a nice, long catnap. YAWN.

Hello again. (Stretch) The cat awakens. I roll over and stretch on my back. I yawn again. Mmm.... I am so bored, so I try to play with my offspring. My life is boring without Alley. Oh, and Alley didn't come this year. THE ONLY YEAR IN MY LIFE WHERE MY TRUE OWNER DOESN"T VISIT ME! Why? I don't know what I'm going to actually DO for the rest of the day. Maybe I'll visit my Violent-maniac Husband. Goodbye for now, your friend,
Panther