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My life in the fast lane

Goo!

Today, Mama put anti-tick goo on Abby and I. It smells awful! When Ellie woke up and started to pet us, she didn't know what happened and what was on our backs! I can't walk around today with that awful smell on my back. I don't even go outside!

My sister, Abby

I don't understand how she is so chubby, I just don't. I eat WAY more than she does and she's the chubby one? Not that I want to be overweight or anything. So, she's been doing this thing where she goes to the bathroom outside the litterbox. This drives me INSANE! Ellie says I have O.C.D. whatever that is. Everytime she, you know, does her thing out side her litterbox, I cover it with litter because that is how prehistoric cats did it, so that is how I do it. And to top it off, Mama and Ellie are paying more attention to her! They hug her close and whisper sweet nothings in her ear, they say "Sorry about this medication ,munchkin, only two more weeks". UNBELIEVABLE! She relieves herself outside her litterbox and guess who cleans up after her? ME! And she's so chubby that she can't reach to lick her back, which makes her dirty. Who licks her? ME! Something else she does is puts our food in the water bowl, ugh I can't stand it. Everything has to be in it's own food bowl! Abby doesn't understand that. As you can see, this sister, should I even call her that, has much to learn.

Here goes nothing

Well, if you have read my sisters' entries, then you know she has alot going on. I don't. All I do is sleep, eat, get snuggled, and I think you can figure out the last thing I do. One thing, though, that really amuses everyone, is when I get a little loopy on cat nip. Mama tells me I have a problem and my human sister, Ellie, finds it very amusing.