Clean Teefs

Man! Mom sure lieks for me to be cleen. I gess she finks I can't cleen myself. What does she fink all that lickin is about that I do all da tiem? Sheesh! Two weeks ago she gived me a baff, and today she cleened my teefs. She put me upside down on her lapp and tickled ma tummee, and then dipped dis cotton thingy in sumpin called hidrojin proxied and rubbed in on my gumms and toofies. It kinda tickled, so I didn't mind.

But I'm escared bout wot she's gonna do next! Paint my claws? =:0