Bye, guys...

I've had a great time with you all, but it's time for me to move on to the next big thing. I graced your lives for as long as I could, and wish I could stay longer, but I've really gotta go. But thank you for remembering me. Have a Puggle paw!

Your instructions

Admire all you want, but don’t get too close, please. I’m sure you smell just horrid, and I don’t have the energy to hiss and scratch just now.

That’s all for now, people. I’ll be in my room.