Sleeeeepyy

Iz nerly 11 but mommi stil in the kitchin wif noisy-makerr dish thing. So time 4 mee 2 tel abowt noo frendz! Mommi doz not noe abowt handzome cat-kittie I met toonite. Hiz namez Noo -- NEWMAN, an he iz a verryyy nice gennelcat and diaryy he iz verryy CUTE TOOO.

Am wunderin if shud painte clawz for occashun. Hav not met boyz in a wile.

Also met many otherr kittiez alredy an it iz FUN! An everone likez toona too, so iff I can everrr hav a parti, wil bee eazy too knoe wut too serv.

Note too sef: Scratch out note abowt trimmin clawz. Wil need 2 opn toona powch.

Noisy overr. Time too slep. Nite Nooman an noo frenz!

My mommi got mee thiz jurnul n eye thnk itz becuz shee know itz alll abowt mee mee mee mee mee! I am going 2 bee 15 yurs old in May. But my mommi wil allwazs bee oldur than mee, so ther.

Today I am not verry happy becuz mommi had frendz here n also tuk out thee sucking monsterrrr that I hatez VERRRRY MUCH. But now iz ok.

Wantid chikn fur supperrr but got trowt. I wil showe herrr NOT happye bye terning my back n not loking at herr fur awile. Untilll tyme fur lap-nap. Then make nicceeeee.

Note too self: trim clawzz soon, harrd 2 TIPE.