February 23rd 2013 5:16 pm
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Mrowl mrowl. Ize haznt hads much time lately toos writes anytin in to catster becuz Ize haz bin busy tryin toos keeps our silly dog ons da strate annn narro. Wat ken Ize says...heese iz a dog, a DUM dog. Heese iz almost nots a puppy anymore. mmomma sed dat heese iznt a Jack Russel like sheese thout but heese iz a Rat terrier. Ize guesses dat meens ifs weese gets any rats heese gets to get dem. Heese is nows at leest 30 pouns. momma weighed him lash week. Nows weese iz alls aroun 12 pouns cept Jake. Heese bout 7 pouns which momma sed iz fine fur hims. An heese is fraid of usses. Guess its becuz weese haz okashunally tries the art of acK-U-Puncher on his fool hed.He don seems to likes dat toos much. Mrowl mrowl. Anyways, Dis dog dont neber learn toos leab some cats alone. Dere are just sum ob usses dat don take to his boderin usses. Zeus likes him an wressles an tusssles wit him an so does Jake but da rest ob us ares nots playmates fur dis dog. Thor an Mimi ares gonna kick hisses butt. Momma warned hims dat Mimi was gonna tear hisses tail off an beats hims ons da hed wit it buts heese don lissen. Heese follos hers aroun an den sheese gets feds up an chases him an den the little sissy runs right fur momma an eider hides behine her of sits at hers feets so shese will purrtekt him. Mrowl, Mrowl. Shuda seen las week wen Thor chased him thru da hous. He wudnt stop. Momma hads to shu him away. I know she was snickerin at wata woosey dis dog is. He jus was in da dining rum an Mimi was in the doorway to da livin room. She wudnt let him in. He sat crying an winein. He sat cryin til momma came an resquued hims. Now heese iz chewin ons hisses toy doggie. heese gnaws ons da little ears an den dey ares az soggy az de can bees. I walked on it da odder day. It wuz cold an wet. yuk! My hissters ares gonna gets him an heese ain gonna be happy wen dat happens. Den heese iz alweys rippin ups da trash. Poppa says He tore da trash apart again, I'm gonna let the cats havehim. I smile wen he says day. But momma alweys sed heese still a puppy. Wont always bees a puppy. den he will bees ours.
September 17th 2012 8:10 am
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mrowl mrowl. I hates toos admits it buts heese iz gettin better. Momma started takin hims toos obeedeeant skool. He iz lisning to momma better. He dont lisen to anyone else. I stills has to gives hims a gud cat smak ebery now an den. heese haz a hed like wud. Momma haz toos pick ups hiz fud now after an hour to help in hisses potty training. Well dat iz a gud idee becuz dat fud stinks an Ize iz tyred of coberin its up, its makes da hole house smell like dog. yukoo.
Da onlee probum ize sees iz dat momma haz toos piks our fud up toos,Now dat jus aint rite. Weese arent goin to beedee-ant class. Weese iz cats afta all.
Maozer iz beesin hansom az eber. Heese haz a bery proud way of walkin an heese iz always purlite. I still haz to wurk wit Thor on not torturing Isis an Kitty. An Ize needs to teeches dem nots to screech like det doos. Myz kids ar purrfek but wat else wud a meomy say?. Ize iz bery proud ov my kids. Weese all stays inside an stays safe dat way. Oh my cats. dere goes dat dog agin he's carryin a cat can stuk on his face. Heese been in da trash agin. Momma's gonna yell. Sam is paper crazee toos. Heese always shreddin paper like toilet paper and paper towels. An den poppa is goin round picking it up with his grabber. ( those long stiks wit a handle on one end and a couple finger tings on da oder.) Its not like he makes dsiner T-P or papertowels like weese doos weese is just buutefii-in dem. he jus rips dem apart. I better go handle dis befor there's a sit-e-a-shun. heese iz so dum.
August 20th 2012 6:12 am
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Mrowl, oh catness. What is a good cat meowmy to do? Ize trizes bery hurd to takes propurr cares ov myz furmily. Ize haz teached gud mannerses, I showedes dem alls hows toos washes afer eetin. I tolled dem dat purlite kitties alweys sittes wit dere tails wrapped roun dere toeses. Dey know toos uses da litter boxes, an to cober wat dey leabe. I have been a gud meowmy. I am sitting next to momma an asking her why sheese brout dis bane into our home. She has been telling meese fur dayses dat he will gets better. Momma sez I amz skepital, bout dis dog. He wills neber bees a proper cat. I will doos myz bestes to tryz toos tranez him, buts Ize iz makin no promices.
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