January 25th 2014 12:30 pm
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Purrhaps you haven't noticed but it is WINTER. It is COLD outside. There is SNOW on the ground.
I therefur humbly ask WHY it was necessary to wake me out of a sound nap on my favorite chair and stick me in a sink full of WATER TO GIVE ME A BAFF?
I notice you didn't do the same fur CLAUDE - why is that? because he's BIGGER than you? maybe you just LIKE him better...
Or are you simply purrsecuting me?
Have you gone MAD? off your ROCKER? Sniffed too much NIP lately?
Please dear lady - THINK befur you ACT!
Thank you fur your attention to this matter.
Sincerely, from your former admirer,
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